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All New Peugeot 206 by ayusman16(m): 10:40am On Apr 23, 2008
Can I get an auto loan to buy this?



This particular Model is prone to rear end accidents, but is not likely to be recalled by the manufacturer as no factory faults have been identified except perhaps low oil lubrication when extensively used.

Read manufactures manual carefully as if both head and rear lamps may come on while fiddling with other control buttons and knobs.








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Do you wanna ride? Check out the specs…,



The All New Peugeot 206 (Engineered to be enjoyed…….)

Model Current Year + 1 (e.g it will be 2009 model in 2008, 2010 model in 2009 etc)….Never ends

Seat One seater (Can only seat one guy at a time or two if the price is right)

Features

Power Steering (You steer the way you want)

Full AC (if NEPA permits or it will be sweating like a chilled star)

Cruise Control (If the car chooses to…)

Fuel Efficient (Just 50cl per hour i.e. 2 cans of Red Bull + ¼ chicken)

Electronic Atmospheric Suspension

Easy to drive (Depending on the driver and level of investment)

Unlimited CD Loader (CD changes after each track!!!)

Available in

Front Wheel Drive

Back Wheel Drive

Waist Wheel Drive

In fact All Wheel Drive

Reinforced Chassis

Illuminated Halogen Headlights (Powered by Independent Power Projects – IPP)

Strong Low Noise Emission Engine

Recommended Service Parts

TFC Engine Oil

Nandos Oil Filter

Barceló's Spark Plugs

Glo/mtn/celtel/visafone/starcoms air filters
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by clemcykul(f): 11:34am On Apr 23, 2008
whats this?
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tufe(m): 11:38am On Apr 23, 2008
its a joke cheesy
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by Akwok: 11:46am On Apr 23, 2008
Where am I supposed to laugh?
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by ayusman16(m): 11:52am On Apr 23, 2008
Had problem with uploading the pic. That should av sent the message of the joke. Apologies.

@Akwok

U can start laughing after u post a joke grin
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tufe(m): 12:02pm On Apr 23, 2008
awkward,

have u heard
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by clemcykul(f): 12:38pm On Apr 23, 2008
awkard! grin
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tufe(m): 1:59pm On Apr 23, 2008
him papa give am better name, but na this name him choose to answer
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by ayusman16(m): 2:16pm On Apr 23, 2008
No mind am.
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by ituen(m): 2:44pm On Apr 23, 2008
Ayusman,

My car is not for sale!!!![img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=2355[/img]

Re: All New Peugeot 206 by Nobody: 2:51pm On Apr 23, 2008
mmmmmmm
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by folly69(m): 2:58pm On Apr 23, 2008
aha now i seee tongue
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by segunpc(m): 3:02pm On Apr 23, 2008
kai this pple don pollute my mind!

well sha for a starter i no go mind the peugeot sha. grin
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by ayusman16(m): 3:09pm On Apr 23, 2008
I love that bootie! I love that bootie!! It's a bootie call. E dey make me catcheeeeeeeee cold oooooooooo cheesy
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by clemcykul(f): 3:17pm On Apr 23, 2008
u no love the buddie reach me grin
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by ayusman16(m): 3:19pm On Apr 23, 2008
Dat na d babe wey i bin try upload not knowing say na Ituen come steal grin
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tufe(m): 5:30pm On Apr 23, 2008
ituen, nice pic.

me go buy that car by fire by force
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by ituen(m): 11:18pm On Apr 23, 2008
I trust you tufe
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by clemcykul(f): 9:50am On Apr 24, 2008
u dey trust olofofo shocked
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tufe(m): 12:43pm On Apr 24, 2008
just like u are abi
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by clemcykul(f): 4:07pm On Apr 24, 2008
yes na i even get Phd sef grin
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by ADEFUNMITE(f): 5:14pm On Apr 24, 2008
is this meant to be a joke
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tjtj1(m): 5:19pm On Apr 24, 2008
no bum its suppose to be a laughter, nice one anusman grin
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by simmy(m): 5:27pm On Apr 24, 2008
Adefumite,
Adefumite,
Adefumite,
Crown gives me the right to press, the booty
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tjtj1(m): 5:28pm On Apr 24, 2008
who the Bleep is yuu above tjay
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tufe(m): 5:33pm On Apr 24, 2008
adefunmite,

you are welome to the jokes section where all u have to do is just laff laff and laff grin grin grin grin
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by naijastyle: 5:35pm On Apr 24, 2008
@tj that must be fumigation lady. she kills ants for a living
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by gilgee(m): 5:42pm On Apr 24, 2008
Only ants?
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tjtj1(m): 5:47pm On Apr 24, 2008
nd gilgee too
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tufe(m): 5:51pm On Apr 24, 2008
and naija styles too
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tjtj1(m): 5:56pm On Apr 24, 2008
lets add names
anusman
Re: All New Peugeot 206 by tufe(m): 6:24pm On Apr 24, 2008
@tj

e be like say u no just like that guy.

ok, i add clemcyskull cheesy

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