A Chinese Call center:
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to
anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan!
It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk
to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our
brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured
and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right
now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was
sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You
may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your
name!!