A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toiletin a posh hotel'..
He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was
gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he
loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM
AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press
the last button APR.
He later woke up in a hospital.A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir, APR
means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad
on you, it went for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar over there!