chidindufrank: No4 is Boko harams most adhered law.so that doctor won't touch their would be virgin toto. In Igboland, is illegal for kids to eat cricket(Ntee)

I no fit laff

In Nigeria a goat can be sentenced to a jail term.

Law is made f poor to obey!

In NIGERIA, it is legal for the government to fight against corruption and terrorism

It *̣̣̣̣̣̣̥*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥is*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥ illegal i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Nairaland fO̶̷̩̥̊͡Я seun †Φ give us 21 commandment,wen he's nt d one paying our school fees

I like number 8.

Still on d wierd laws ish, one of my friends on facebook posted 2 days ago that its illegal for a woman to give her man Blo.Jobb during intercourse in malaysia. Quite wierd i must say

Jd_fada: Its illegal to die a natural death in Longyearbyen, Norway. Anybody who is about to die will immediately be given a lift out of town in a helicopter.

For real

Na wa o!!

Jd_fada: Its illegal to die a natural death in Longyearbyen, Norway. Anybody who is about to die will immediately be given a lift out of town in a helicopter.

Whaaaat?! Seriously?

.lol dose laws r funy.

Rule 9: And still Ballotelli doesn't smile or is football field now a funeral place?

So are they saying there's nothing like "sudden death" in longyearbyen? What will then happen if someone dies in his sleep supposing this law is true?

Make I hear say men no dey w@nk for indonesia, taa.

In Nigeria is illegal to be prostitute but can be an OLOSO part time or full time
In USA its illegal for a burglar to break his or her leg while still on your property(in case its happen you can be sued)

PAGAN 9JA:
IN NIGERIA IT IS ILLEGAL TO WORSHIP GOD(S) BUT IT IS LEGAL TO WORSHIP MAN-GOD LIKE JESUS.

wetin concern you!? Amebo!

Jd_fada: Its illegal to die a natural death in Longyearbyen, Norway. Anybody who is about to die will immediately be given a lift out of town in a helicopter.

@Jd_fada, You are very correct. It is because the bodies never decompose since its an iceland. Scientists found that bodies are perfectly preserved because of the permafrost.

So if you’re going to die, go do it somewhere else. It’s the law!

Read more: http://www.johnnyjet.com/2012/04/12-facts-you-never-knew-about-longyearbyen-the-worlds-northernmost-city/#ixzz2TvhaFAbC

Iyfe Namikaze:

so such laws are inplace in the US and some nigerians still believe these white men when they say nigerian is one of the most corrupt countries in the world?
Where in the nigerian constitution is bribery considered to be legal? US is more corrupt than Nigeria # PERIOD

I don't even know where to start with this comment, all I would say is this comment depict an incredible height of unexposure and ignorance.

Nigeria is as corrupt as hell.

@ original poster, some nice jokes you got there!

I don't know which is weirdest and funniest amongst 4,5 and 6!lol

DaFuQ

In Nigeria it's illegal to ask for govt favour without using VIOLENCE!!!
Penalty is general ignor.....

PAGAN 9JA:
IN NIGERIA IT IS ILLEGAL TO WORSHIP GOD(S) BUT IT IS LEGAL TO WORSHIP MAN-GOD LIKE JESUS.

You are right because it is illegal to worship Jesus but legal to worship that spirit called Christ,which lived in the man called Jesus the Christ.That spirit still lives today as the Son of Jehovah .

Hmmm wierd indeed

samkoro:

You are right because it is illegal to worship Jesus but legal to worship that spirit called Christ,which lived in the man called Jesus the Christ.That spirit still lives today as the Son of Jehovah .

DONT LIE! I SAID ITS LEGAL IN NIGERIA TO WORSHIP JESUS!

DONT LIE MAN WORSHIPPER! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SPIRIT CALLED CHRIST! WHY CANT YOU WORSHIP YOUR OWN TRIBAL SPIRITS?!

do you know why our nation is in tatters today? It is because you have abandoned your true Gods and have embraced foreign spirits who are actually MAN_GODS.

A GOD CANNOT HAVE A SON!

Jd_fada: Its illegal to die a natural death in Longyearbyen, Norway. Anybody who is about to die will immediately be given a lift out of town in a helicopter.

Really? How dem go know say he want die?

In Nairaland it's illegal to post anytin absurd abt Muslim

In Nigeria it is illegal to ask the whereabouts of the first lady.

It is also illegal for a political appointee to spend only one tenure in office.

black_beau: in nigeria, it is illegal to get an elective position without sharing bags of rice.

Laughing really hard!

pekelepekele: #7 . bring that law to Nigeria and millions will die

lmao. Including you bro. :p.
I like no. 9. Heheheheheh. That kind dry laugh. Buhhahahah