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Football Cum Sex by hmhameed(m): 8:11pm On May 23, 2013
FOOTBALL V/S SEX
1. Going to your bf/gf without being
invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-
GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all
of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY
MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a
child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for
more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex =
FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' =
Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and
later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE
ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant =
GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
Re: Football Cum Sex by Freiburger(m): 9:26pm On May 23, 2013
lol @ 9 & 18. grin

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