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Funny 2000 Years Ago STATUSES by hertz9te(m): 9:10am On May 24, 2013 |
S[b[color=#990000][/color]][/b][b][/b]tatuses we would be updating on FB, Twitter and BBM if we were in the times of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham: 1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt #shaking# 2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here i come.. 3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic.. But this Lions keep staring at me weird. #Noah's voyage# 4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai. some miracles going on here.. 5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #smh# 6. Jacob's status: Things we do for love, cant believe i served her father for 14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel ah:* 7. Some people are so cruel hey. Cain how do u kill your own brother? RIP Abel 8. One of Jesus' disciples post :Wat a long day.. Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my disciples #chillin tinz# |
Re: Funny 2000 Years Ago STATUSES by Dygeasy(m): 10:02am On May 24, 2013 |
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