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| Football Sex by kekilika: 1:39pm On May 25, 2013 |
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Boy biting you during sex=SUAREZ 8. your gf is with her menses=HAMSTRING INJURY 9. your gf pregnant=SIDELINED 10. you are taking this joke seriously=HOWARD WEBB |
| Re: Football Sex by kekilika: 1:47pm On May 25, 2013 |
11. if boy applies alamo bitter. paraga, stout before play=DOPING 12. if she likes being on top=COACH 13. wonderful premature ejaculation=FOUL 14. both arrange a date=MATCH FIXING |
| Re: Football Sex by Emmyk(m): 2:30pm On May 25, 2013 |
Nice one! |
| Re: Football Sex by Dubby6(m): 6:36pm On May 25, 2013 |
Being caught by ur mum-injury...lasts 4 hrs-messi...can 'do' frm all positions-ronaldo |
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