If animals have FACEBOOK/ BBM/ WhatsApp, these are
most likely to be their Status Updates :
COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot
step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"

Dog: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I
tell her??,I don’t even remember"....

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong
sucking"

Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading
flu…WTF!! "

Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon"
,
Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my
side, means I'm being served at KFC.

Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: "Luckily I am
haram"

Goat replies: "Don’t you remember that after Eid is the
Chinese new year..?

Come up with yours and let's see the funniest one.. Legoo!

Boko Haram:bomb tinz on my mind!thank Allah is sunday

U mean BH r animals? Lol