LMAO... i just found this somewhere..


If he kisses U for morethan 20 minutes without reaching
for ur panties.. marry him, he is a HUSBAND MATERIAL
250 YARDS

If she enters ur house n sees U drinking garri without
sugar n she runs to the kitchen to grab a spoon shouting
"wait for me o, no finish am"... bros marry her, na WIFE
MATERIAL 300 YARDS.

If he spends on U only because he is expecting
something from U.. my sister dnt marry him, he is a
HUSBAND MATERIAL 0.5 YARDS.

If she is on twitter, facebook, bbm, eskimi, badoo, skype,
instagram, 2go, WhatsApp, Mxit, Nimbuz, foursquare n others... my broda run for ur life! dnt marry her, she
is a WIFE MATERIAL 0.000005 YARDS. funny =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) but fact !!!!

What were you saying?

Br3nd4:
twitter, facebook, bbm, eskimi, badoo, skype,
instagram, 2go, WhatsApp, Mxit, Nimbuz, foursquare n others

hmmm ...What are these for

Neduzze5: What were you saying?

the OP needs to be saved from himself!

Lilimax:
hmmm ...What are these for

They are all educational apps

jeezz... y'all need to chill..

I tot it funny thats why I posted it here..

and its actually the truth.

oh well...

SLIDE waxie: the OP needs to be saved from himself herself!

I'm a lady and no i don't need saving.....you do

@op. Should I laugh?

if you like

Br3nd4:

sorry.

xynerise:
sorry.

no.. im going to cry

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Oh my God! This is actually so hilarious. I have been laughing so much that tears are now coming out of my eyes

Neduzze5: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Oh my God! This is actually so hilarious. I have been laughing so much that tears are now coming out of my eyes

You must be suffering from Pseudobulbar affect

xynerise:
You must be suffering from Pseudobulbar affect

Sharrap! You are blabbering. The op's post is actually funny or so I thought

Neduzze5:


Sharrap! You are blabbering. The op's post is actually funny or so I thought

You are just a sycophant

xynerise:
You are just a sycophant

Stop bin a killjoy bro...d joke might nt win an award fro "Joke of d year" bt its actually funny
....Br3nd4 Which one u com b so na?

Neduzze5: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Oh my God! This is actually so hilarious. I have been laughing so much that tears are now coming out of my eyes

Just to impress her. SMH

ITbomb:
Just to impress her. SMH

Bia guy, is it bad?

Huhuhuhehehe..
Brend, u don enter am today.

Sorryyyy.

Seriously though...the joke is not that bad.


Brend, dont cry..

bren said shes not coming on NL again. too many bullies.

she didnt write the joke and she too dey laff

tonbari: bren said shes not coming on NL again. too many bullies.

she didnt write the joke and she too dey laff

Lollll.. That cant be true..
Come on, Bren.

Hehe..
U're still sulking?

Oya Smile.

Chai! Xynerise is such a bully

I heard dat if yu buy suya for yur gurl nd she eats only d onion nd give yu baQ the suya she's 100yards wife material

Leave me alone

Br3nd4: Leave me alone

brenda if u continue to cry nobody will console you ooh.