After 6 days of relatively --tedious-- or easy --shooting-- creation, it was time to wrap the whole story.. God, with his hands in dirt (with clay) after finishing the final prop (man), saw Jesus (holding the script) passing. Being so tired, he called him and they had the following convo:

God: 'Jesus, look at him. Isn't he beautiful?'

Jesus: (in awe mode) Wow!! Awesome!! You made him just like you. The movie is going to be classic!!

God: Yeah my son. (Wipes his brows) I want him to play the lead role, I just realised these animals don't fit the script, u know..

Jesus: (nods) I can't agree more..

God: So Jesus, how many mathematical
calculations per second do you think we should
allow the human brain to do?

Jesus: A few million should suffice, since you’re
going to allow them to build machines that can do that anyway. You can’t very well have their brains being outperformed by their own machinery, or they’ll start to wonder why they’re able to build better calculating machines than you!

God: Millions!? I was thinking more along the
lines of… like… one.

Jesus: One!? At that rate, it’ll take them forever
to even make the slightest progress! It’ll take
them thousands of years just to invent the pocket
calculator!

God: Well that’s just it, I don’t want them
progressing too quickly, I’d prefer to hold them
back for as long as possible.

Jesus: Fine, but don’t come cryin’ to me when
they invent the Internet and start publicly
denouncing your weird design choices.

God: Pfft, the Internet… that’ll take them
forever..

God thinking, ' I know my son, he will cover my flaws if production goes wrong'.
Whoooooooooooo!!! He gave man d breathe of life and directs him to the location which you all know..

Cameras!! Action!!

You know what happened next...

.