(I know some won't smart enough to digest this joke)

Hope u donʼt have this type of kitchen,



MAGIC KITCHEN

Tufe is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss was suspicious and decided to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).

Tufe as usual, drank from the wine and topped it up with water (to replace what he drank).

But unfortunately for him, immediately he added water the pastis became milky. And when the Boss came back and noticed it, he knew he had nailed Tufe. Tufe also knew that he was in trouble and decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home.

The Boss told his wife and said he would call Tufe to come and acknowledge his evil ways.

"Tufe!", he called from the sitting room.

Tufe answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pastis?".

No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "

Tufe retorted that "when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, you stay beside Madam, while Iʼll go in the kitchen, and you will ask me a question ".

Tufe accepted.

The Boss went in the kitchen and Tufe shouted: "Boss".

He answered: "Yes, Tufe".

"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when the Madam is not there? "

No answer.

Tufe shouted again: "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"

No answer.

Third time; "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Tufe, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name ".

rotflmao
Ayusman this is gooooood.I dont believe this shyte is coming from my anus

Na too much beans dey cause. Havent i warned u several times[flash=200,200][/flash]

Lawdy!!!
This joke rocks. For once Tufe can do/say something smart. _{No offence}
Well done poster.

D odds of some1 watchn u is relative to d stupidity of ur transgression. Cool joke

I am trying to polish him. Guess he's learning pretty fast

i don't get it please explain

wetin u know understand again u dis girl?

i don't know, my head isn't relly working like it should today, i'm not getting stuff

For food only (F.F.O.)

funny

anusman u must feel like a star now this joke is old on NL

the joke is so old that its got grey hairs.


but u modifyn it with tufe makes it all the more hilarious well done my dear *daniska*

this joke tight but it is more tighter because it is coming frm ify's anus

segunpc:

this joke tight but it is more tighter because it is coming frm ify's anus

moi?how and oooh my why me?

sneezes!

The Pope:

sneezes!

Bless you, your most blessed effulgence!

nice one ayus, but y tufe's name,

haha good one,

grins*

@Clemcy, nine kina kira daniska? Shagiya

@Mimi-oko, wats ur probs? If u want a taste of my stiffness, just say so

@Tytybaby, but u know Tufe is the most improved dolo now.

tolotolo !

ni shegiya?

zan ci ubanka fa daniska

Ina ne kina so ki ci ubanan? Ki zo mu je duhu

awaits tufe

i love this joke 3 much,

duhu

*bari in je insa wando*

Ki bari wondo fa. bana son wondo

lol dan iska ke nan fa

Mene ne na yi hajiya? Ko baki so ne?