During My school Days I Observed That

1)Since Jose Mourinho got sacked by Chelsea in
2007.Chelsea have won 7 trophies and Arsenal
have won 0.

(2)When you scream God's name during sex,I
wonder if you're trying to remind Him to punish u
later.

(3)The day a Ghost got involved in an accident
was the day i stopped watching Nollywood."

(4)What's the relationship between Rain&PHCN in
Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic witch
thing.

(5)Someone walks up to u drinking Ice-Cream and
tells u to help him with Transport fare cos he's Stranded.. pls
shoot Him!"

(6)He did the Exam so well that He Took the
Answer Scripts Home to show His Room-mates"

(7) That awkward moment when you
type"Trophy less -"on Google and the result
shows"Arsenal""( Just put currency sign in front of
your pin and igbo girls would add you.$2737A4A7"

(9) sweat from some girls' armpits will turn blue
litmus paper red."

(10)If your Girlfriend refuses to accept the Bible &
anointing oil or Qu'ran as Valsgift, free her,na
WITCH"

(11)They say love is more important than money.
Pls try paying a lagos conductor ur with a hug?"

(12)In a Nigerian Home...If your friend forgets to
greet your parents, that's the end of that
friendship. if you agree"

(13)Women are like police,they might have all
the evidence in the world but they still want a
confession!"

(14)People That Smoke Weed Before Going To
Church. You Wanna Compete With The Most High?"

(15)In a Naija Home, ur parents will call u from ur
room to pick up something that is sitting literally
2inches away from them

(16)If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH,Even
IRON SPONGE Cannot Change It!"

(17)If 80k brazilian hair couldn't get you a good
husband, why not use it to pay a counselor to talk
good sense into your life"

(18) Ushers sef Dey won't allow one sleep
comfortably during service.. Thought the house of
God is also my father's house?"

(19)The hot girl next to me in class just fell
asleep. Maybe I should fall asleep too..so I can tell
my friends I slept wit her?"

(20)WHITE KID:"Shut UpDad"!!; * Dad shutsup*
DAD-*Shut too* 9JA KID:"Pale,Shut up
abeg"*wakesup*....where am
i?....DOCTOR :Oloshi..Igbobi Hospital"

(21)A slap is a manual override mechanism used to
rectify a person acting like a fool.....no one is above
a manual reset."

(22)Some Igbo people with their names tho,how
can you be naming identical twins"Praise and
Worship"?"

(23)U opend Ur legs&he bought U BOLD 5, U
opend 4 anoda guy&he paid for Ur BIS.Pls open 4
me too,lemme buy U d Charger."

(24)And So, I was watching a yoruba movie...and
this Guy shot himself in the head THRICE...Awon
Oloriburuku!!"

(25)Someone Blocked His Dad on facebook,the Dad
also Blocked Him from entering the House

(26)One rapper just said"Myblood is so full,call
me'bloody fool'".......Wh -y lord?

(27) U can't recite a Bible Passage! but u can
mention 68 Hotels&Clubs in Lagos without
thinking?My Sista,ur life is blinkin on a low ba3!"

(28) Marrying a lady whose cooking skills can only
be compared to Victor IKPEBA's English is suicide."

(29)All women MUST getmarried! No man should
go unpunished!"

(30)Its only a Yoruba Father that Prices School
Fees!"

(31) You try to call your GF from a public callcentre
on her street, and Her number appears
as'SweetHeart'GOOD DAY PALS