If FOOTBALL were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then:


Arsenal = Uniben: where the students work hard through out the year but fail to succeed.


Manchester City=IGBINEDION ­: where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in dere primary assignment.


Liverpool = UNILAG: where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.


Manchester Utd = UNIILORIN: where students don't perform well in class except dere final exams and achieve good results.



Chelsea = OSU where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, d government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year.



Barcelona = UI where students think dey perform best and keep beefing d best students of other schools.



Finally,BAYERN MUNICH FC = KadPoly, where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve d best result in the whole country. Greatest Nigeria student!!! Greatest KADPOLITE .

I AM PROUD TO BE A KADPOLITE!!