FACEBOOK NEWS FEED FROM A FAMILY MEMBER OF AKPOS...

As I never get money to buy private net (sorry, jet), na jeje I say make I drink my akamu & kulikuli (I know the ajebos in the house no go sabi this delicacy **tongue out**) this morning when one sms came in "Hello 0809______, you've won $500,000. To claim it send your contact details to +44112456."

My blood come hot finish because e be like d person dey take me play!

__________________Here's my reply:
Sango (Yoruba god of thunder) go fire you! In case u escape Sango,
Amadioha (Igbo god of thunder) go arrest your family! In case you escape Amadioha,
Boko Haram (Hausa team of terrorists) no go leave ur domot until dem suck all ur blood. In case u still escape, Satan himself go feed for ur domot today today.

TFY (Thunder Fire You!) AMEN!

__________________Here's the guy's reply:
Nnaa, wetin nau Osanobua ( name for God Almighty in Edo language), I reject it IJN.

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