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Biblical Toasting by Cestmoi1(f): 9:30pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend. Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.” Girl: But I don't love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying. Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens." Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all." Girl: But what is in me that you like? Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you." Girl: But I'm not beautiful. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised." Girl: What do you want to happen? Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you." 52 Likes |
Re: Biblical Toasting by sarutobi: 2:12pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
1 Like |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
LOL |
Re: Biblical Toasting by arantess: 2:13pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
hmmmm nice one |
Re: Biblical Toasting by israel007: 2:13pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
My head o |
Re: Biblical Toasting by mike404(m): 2:13pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Re: Biblical Toasting by gluv01(f): 2:14pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
DAYYUM |
Re: Biblical Toasting by abuchilag: 2:14pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
>>>>Subscribing to the "bashing" that will follow the thread. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by mike404(m): 2:14pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
obadiah777: LOLNO DAYUUUUM TODAY 1 Like |
Re: Biblical Toasting by ldpele(m): 2:15pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Amost fell the syndrome '1st to comment' n 'this made it to frontpage'. gotten a 1st time experience of it though. nice scriptural defence |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Nobody: 2:15pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
mike404: NO DAYUUUUM TODAYDAYUMMMMMM 1 Like |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Lakayanah: 2:15pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Wonders shall never end. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by otijah(m): 2:16pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
@op may d lord who guided you through thid research continue to bless you cause this is awsome and unique |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Lilimax(f): 2:16pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
**just passing with high speed** |
Re: Biblical Toasting by otijah(m): 2:17pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
@op may d lord who guided you through this research continue to bless you cause this is awsome and unique |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Rastamann: 2:17pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Seek and you shall find; knock and the door shall be opened unto you; Ask and it shall be given unto you. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Eneze1(f): 2:19pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
very funny |
Re: Biblical Toasting by executinal(m): 2:22pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
More as in Oliver twist |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Adanyebe(m): 2:27pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
mtcheeeww ***********all these ENDTIME pastors sef******* 1 Like |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Re: Biblical Toasting by emalek: 2:30pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
It started on a monday 1992, have forgetten the date, there was a guy name Seun who told me i can never be on a first page on any front page article, so we went into a bet, the bet is that if am not among the first people to comment in any front page article for a period of one year i will have to pay him 100 thousand naira, which have been doing since 1992, but if i succeed i will be the new owner of NAIRALAND. And i made ìt today but Seun has refused to keep his end of the bargain. So pls nairalander help me fight for my right by telling Seun to make me the new BOSS |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
emalek: .NO NEED TO RESERVE SPACE. AFTER THE FIRST COMMENTER HAS PARKED, ALL BETS ARE OFF. ONLY THE FIRST SPOT IS THE COVETED ONE. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by kcjazz(m): 2:35pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner? How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people. I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman .I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you. For you I would slay 2 Goliaths And of course the classic God told me to tell you that you are my... 3 Likes |
Re: Biblical Toasting by SomaNaeto: 2:35pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Must u pple play with (BIBLE) ? U have to be wise and stop this your childish act |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Allenkee: 2:37pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
israel007: My head o My belle o |
Re: Biblical Toasting by AbuMikey(m): 2:37pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
obadiah777: NO NEED TO RESERVE SPACE. AFTER THE FIRST COMMENTER HAS PARKED, ALL BETS ARE OFF. ONLY THE FIRST SPOT IS THE COVETED ONE.Preach 2 Likes |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Tinkybabe(f): 2:37pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Nice one..but if you see a true spirikoko, she'll give you verses that'll counter those you have down 1 Like |
Re: Biblical Toasting by AbuMikey(m): 2:38pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Ex Boyfriend things! |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Paschal360: 2:40pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
obadiah777: NO NEED TO RESERVE SPACE. AFTER THE FIRST COMMENTER HAS PARKED, ALL BETS ARE OFF. ONLY THE FIRST SPOT IS THE COVETED ONE.Slow network or the guy is still a learner. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by kzokul(m): 2:41pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Nice one.... |
Re: Biblical Toasting by funnyx(m): 2:41pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Lwtmb |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Nobody: 2:44pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Paschal360:RIGHTTTTTTT Abu Mikey: PreachERMM PULL OUT YOUR BIBLES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN |
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