Hahhahahaha naija can never change ooo!!
:>Every Tooth paste na Maclean.
:>Every Cat na Demon
:>Every Fine boy na Player.
:>Every light skin girl na Olosho
:>Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga. :>Every Sunday = Rice
:>All Northerners are Muslims
:>All Calabar ladies are good in bed
:>Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.
:>All Benue people practice wife-sharing :>On a date the guy should always pay the
bills
:>A guy must ask a lady out
:>The older child must marry first
:>When you travel abroad you become auto rich
:>Every noodles na indomie
:>Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
:>If u drive a car; u have money
:>If u call a girl: u are interested in her
:>Igbo girls like money
:>Yoruba girls are dirty
:>Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic
:>Alomo bitter = sex fuel.
:> Every Diaper= Na Pampers
:> Every Nigerian na futbal coach
:>Every pastor na thief
:>Every bomb na boko haram
:>Fvery mumu na adviser
:>Every film get part 2, 3, 4
:>Every papa carry first for school
:>Every mama sabi cook
:>Every suspect na criminal

abeg add your own!

no be lie.. Every igboo smoker irresponsible