When i was a little youngker, i used to hear this jingkle on my local radio. It went like this :

CHORUS

student o, you should not join cult at school o, if you are a cultist wo, remove hand from cult for school o!

THEN THE MAIN PART WENT LIKE THIS:
Hard man! You'l take ten years to do a four year course at school and say you're a hard man! Chaff man! You'l be forming rambo at school, after which you'l use the gun and go for armed robbery! But why leave your studies at school to join cult? O to have girls and connections? Let me tel you, girls that are chaff and useles like you are the ones you can use hard-man-style to get, and the only connection you'l have is prison yard. Because our house of assembly have passed a law that if you leave your good work to be shooting and carrying machett up and down,its prison accomodation you are looking for o. Even if you are a deputy god or an asistant devil, when police catch you, you'l grow grey hair in jail o. If you're tired of it,discharge,dont let the police make life miserable for you in this state. STUDENT, SHUN CULTISM, IT DOESN'T PAY!

The jingkle was in pidgin, i had to interpret in engklish...i no try?

Which one be athem?