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| Mom by feelgood(m): 11:51am On May 09, 2008 |
MOM! A small boy is sent to bed by his mother. [Five minutes later] "Mom." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Mom." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can I please have a glass of water?" "I told you no! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!" [Five minutes later] "Mommm." "WHAT?!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?" |
| Re: Mom by ohilebo(m): 12:29pm On May 09, 2008 |
 That kid must have been Tufe, Ituen or Sucekid  |
| Re: Mom by Nobody: 2:00pm On May 09, 2008 |
 |
| Re: Mom by djcrooky(m): 2:04pm On May 09, 2008 |
or info cause it has been behaving dumb lately |
| Re: Mom by kayowalemi(m): 5:16pm On May 09, 2008 |
You are right djcrooky: |
| Re: Mom by tytylayor: 5:49pm On May 09, 2008 |
d kid is not tufe, ituen,saucekid nor info but ohilebo  |
| Re: Mom by kayowalemi(m): 5:56pm On May 09, 2008 |
then it must be you tytylayor: |
| Re: Mom by Nobody: 6:19pm On May 09, 2008 |
djcrooky:Why me |
| Re: Mom by tytylayor: 6:20pm On May 09, 2008 |
i said ohilebo, cnt u hear word?  |
| Re: Mom by Nobody: 9:09pm On May 09, 2008 |
 i no dey hear word once na after 6:00 |
| Re: Mom by olulu(m): 9:47pm On May 09, 2008 |
info: sperm clog ur ear drums? @poster nice one, |
| Re: Mom by clemcykul(f): 11:29am On May 12, 2008 |
effect of buttered sperm |
| Re: Mom by ohilebo(m): 11:36am On May 12, 2008 |
@ tytylayor , if the kid is ohis, that means u are the mom, and I go worry ur life tire |
| Re: Mom by tytylayor: 1:59pm On May 13, 2008 |
n i no go anser u again, u go thirst tire |
| Re: Mom by clemcykul(f): 11:51am On May 15, 2008 |
thats my girl  make thirst kill am wit im bald head |
| Re: Mom by tytylayor: 12:05pm On May 15, 2008 |
lmao |
| Re: Mom by ohilebo(m): 12:26pm On May 15, 2008 |
@ clemcykul , I know say I get bald head, but ur own baldness dey below in ur pant  |
| Re: Mom by clemcykul(f): 3:19pm On May 15, 2008 |
dat na the gift of nature but ur own na surfer head |
| Re: Mom by ohilebo(m): 3:57pm On May 15, 2008 |
@ Clemcy, your own na lack of manure and rain, u need some fertilizers over there, maybe some guy to fit help u out with some serious bla bla blaing and deposit some natural fertilizers there I fit help u out sha oooo |
| Re: Mom by clemcykul(f): 8:59am On May 16, 2008 |
my personality na bla bla bla |
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