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Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by sholabanke(m): 7:35pm On May 09, 2008
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by Nobody: 9:08pm On May 09, 2008
Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by djcrooky(m): 3:00pm On May 10, 2008
embarassed
Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by lightest(m): 9:47pm On May 10, 2008
walking away from Ctr C + Ctr V thread
Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by TOYOSI20(f): 6:00am On May 12, 2008
Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by bibs(f): 10:14am On May 12, 2008
bi a ba s'oko s'oja ara ile eni ni mba
Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by TawaTemi1(f): 2:53pm On May 13, 2008
hmnnn oro nla wink wink
Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by segunpc(m): 3:00pm On May 13, 2008
ooooooooooooooooooooooooh dis joke tight bt u shld stop copy n paste.
Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by ThugLife1(m): 4:04pm On May 13, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by tytylayor: 4:16pm On May 13, 2008
nice one grin
Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by jaymobb(m): 4:56pm On May 13, 2008
old joke embarassed

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