Ha, The Joke's On You

There was this guy who always went out drinking with us. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told us his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best MouthAction she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."

i thaught this is a great idea. So i stayed out late, came home, sneaked into the bedroom, gave my wife the best MouthAction she's ever had, and goes to wash up. My wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that i came home so late.

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" i asks.

"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

YayA!

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

old but nice

lol