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Today's My Birthday by ituen(m): 1:11pm On May 11, 2008
Hi folks

Wish u guys a smashing day

too bad no one to finish the beers and peppersoups i've ordered
Re: Today's My Birthday by saucekid(m): 3:07pm On May 11, 2008
happy buttday man
just know say my beer and isi ewu na wen you come lag grin
Re: Today's My Birthday by ituen(m): 5:25pm On May 11, 2008
Dont worrry


In the mean time, chop rice on my behalf
Re: Today's My Birthday by kayowalemi(m): 6:02pm On May 11, 2008
You no tell before Ituen
Re: Today's My Birthday by Nobody: 6:26pm On May 11, 2008
Happy Birthday Ituen kiss
Re: Today's My Birthday by kayowalemi(m): 6:55pm On May 11, 2008
I'm going to sue for not inviting me
Re: Today's My Birthday by mimiko(f): 10:43pm On May 11, 2008
happy buffday my dear kiss kiss kiss

s how old re u now cos u marked ur fortieth last 2 yrs grin grin
Re: Today's My Birthday by showbobo(m): 8:31am On May 12, 2008
no mind them jare.LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY grin grin
Re: Today's My Birthday by bibs(f): 9:22am On May 12, 2008
Happy birthday Ituen. I wish u long life & prosperity.
Re: Today's My Birthday by clemcykul(f): 10:50am On May 12, 2008
happpy buffday kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Re: Today's My Birthday by SweetT1: 10:59am On May 12, 2008
Happy Buffday, Omo boy.
Re: Today's My Birthday by ohilebo(m): 11:10am On May 12, 2008
***** Ohis carries out Carbon 14 dating to know how old ituen is now**** grin grin grin grin

Happy Birthday my brossssssss, Congrats

grin cool wink
Re: Today's My Birthday by clemcykul(f): 11:14am On May 12, 2008
thanks you ohioloshi grin
Re: Today's My Birthday by ohilebo(m): 11:30am On May 12, 2008
@ clemcykul , u are welcome, and for your information, your own result is out,

and u are as old as Old Ife City, meaning say u date back as 100AD , and your birth certificate was written on some stone slabs and has been recovered by some archaeologist in Okotikpukpa lipsrsealed
Re: Today's My Birthday by clemcykul(f): 12:00pm On May 12, 2008
praise the lawd some body grin grin
Re: Today's My Birthday by ohilebo(m): 12:03pm On May 12, 2008
@ clemcykul grin grin grin kolo girl
Re: Today's My Birthday by jaymobb(m): 12:05pm On May 12, 2008
ohilebo:

@ clemcykul , u are welcome, and for your information, your own result is out,

and u are as old as Old Ife City, meaning say u date back as 100AD , and your birth certificate was written on some stone slabs and has been recovered by some archaeologist in Okotikpukpa lipsrsealed


she also owns JESUS money and sat behind him in 3rd grade

@ ohilebo

u bera not ask her to act her age o cheesy
Re: Today's My Birthday by segunpc(m): 12:15pm On May 12, 2008
happy birthday man.

i wish u the best of time and prosperity in times to come.

many happy returns.
Re: Today's My Birthday by olulu(m): 12:28pm On May 12, 2008
hey man, happy bad day,sori
i mean, happy birth day,

cool tin , u are born in may,
mine too is on thursday , may 15,
might do small come chop on saturday,
grin grin


and for nairaland people, na e-come chop i go do

grin grin grin
Re: Today's My Birthday by lysaa(f): 12:35pm On May 12, 2008
hey IT, happy birthday. How old are u now? tongue
Re: Today's My Birthday by jaymobb(m): 12:38pm On May 12, 2008
hey man happy b.day cool
Re: Today's My Birthday by ayusman16(m): 12:45pm On May 12, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY old man like u still dey do birthday? How about me inviting u to drink gari with epa for my place later this evening? grin
Re: Today's My Birthday by tytylayor: 1:22pm On May 12, 2008
HAPI BURP DAY ITUEN, but u no tell me b4 na, as inlaw concern wink
anyway long life and prosperity kiss

Re: Today's My Birthday by saucekid(m): 3:45pm On May 12, 2008
b4 the flower reach am,goat go don chop the tin all
Re: Today's My Birthday by tessybaby(f): 3:57pm On May 12, 2008
Na jealousy go kill u
Re: Today's My Birthday by jaymobb(m): 4:00pm On May 12, 2008
na bad belle dey wrry am
Re: Today's My Birthday by saucekid(m): 4:22pm On May 12, 2008
una dey vex because i talk reality?
Re: Today's My Birthday by ayusman16(m): 4:24pm On May 12, 2008
which reality?
Re: Today's My Birthday by saucekid(m): 4:27pm On May 12, 2008
the one that says. . .
you cant keep a gaot and flower in the same room
Re: Today's My Birthday by ohilebo(m): 4:37pm On May 12, 2008
gbam!!! Goat vs Flower,

so cake vs who?

grin cheesy grin
Re: Today's My Birthday by sincity(m): 5:17pm On May 12, 2008
Happy Buttday Dude.

Hope to come get my share of the buzz when i get back from the hot desert of Austrialia.

so cake vs who?

grin cheesy grin
[quote][/quote]
Me vs the cake
Re: Today's My Birthday by gunpoint(m): 7:09pm On May 12, 2008
Com iteun,wetin u dey feel like sef??
angry angry angry
comin to my space to post ur buff day??

lika who da Bleep cares??

anyway, i 4giv u!!

4 today,
and 4 ur gift,
1 bazooka!!!

use it wisely!!!
grin grin grin

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