Early this morning, Arsene Wenger was reportedly spotted in Tahiti, rumor has it that he was scouting for players himself in Tahiti.
When asked by CNN sports journalist (Rachel Nichols) what he was doing in Tahiti, he said he was just spending part of his holiday there.
But luckily for us at Fake9janews, our undercover agent (Mr. Remember he’s undercover, name must not be mentioned) leaked out the secret saying
that Arsene Wenger was in Tahiti not to spend part of his holiday there, but for ‘Business and Footballing Reasons’, he continued, saying, in
the heat of the confeds cup and the opening of the transfer window, Wenger had come to preliminary terms and agreement with the Fédération Tahitienne
de Football (Tahiti Football Federation) to recruit 11 (eleven) of their players into the Arsenal Football Club for $500 each. It was
reportedly mentioned that the Tahitians are giving a discount of 1 player for every 4 players bought by any European club.
From the Tahiti point of view, this is a once-in-a-life-time opportunity for their players to play among the best teams in Europe
to improve their psycho motive skills after the crushing by the Nigerian and Spanish national teams.
From Wenger’s point of view, this is what we call ‘bizinessi’, ‘I will just pick those eleven players like ‘bend dan select’ and put the rest
of the £70million transfer spree Arsenal gave me in my back pockate’.
The intonation behind the statement also revealed that Arsene ‘ Baba Elediye’ Wenger had prior Igbo backgrounds….
More on this as the story unfolds