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Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 11:08pm On Jun 29, 2013
1. Check the expiry date of gala after
eating it.

2. Go to church wit extension and bb
charger (charging in His presence)

3. Update on BBM "about to cross" get hit
by a car and still update "dying tinz"

4. Say an opening prayer at a night club.

5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping with champagne bottles.

6. Wear sunshades at night.

7. Wear complete rainbow colors like its
rag day and call it color blocking.

8. Count money after withdrawing from an
ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)

9. Wear head warmer at 45 degrees
Celsius.

10. Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin
one "Aboki".

11. Travel to china for 2 days and come
back with a British accent.

12. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water
just to watch a soccer match.

13. Eat without meat,but will put toothpick in d mouth

Who agrees with me?[/url]1. Check the expiry date of gala after
eating it.

2. Go to church wit extension and bb
charger (charging in His presence)

3. Update on BBM "about to cross" get hit
by a car and still update "dying tinz"

4. Say an opening prayer at a night club.

5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping with champagne bottles.

6. Wear sunshades at night.

7. Wear complete rainbow colors like its
rag day and call it color blocking.

8. Count money after withdrawing from an
ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)

9. Wear head warmer at 45 degrees
Celsius.

10. Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin
one "Aboki".

11. Travel to china for 2 days and come
back with a British accent.

12. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water
just to watch a soccer match.

13. Eat without meat,but will put toothpick in d mouth

Who agrees with me?

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Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by sKeetz(m): 11:24pm On Jun 29, 2013
I don't agree with you. #no offeince angry angry
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 11:37pm On Jun 29, 2013
sKeetz: I don't agree with you. #no offence angry angry

Give valid points as to why you oppose me.
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by Nobody: 11:45pm On Jun 29, 2013
I guess I'm nt a real nigerian then.
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by valdubem(m): 7:04am On Jun 30, 2013
Number 8 is a must do (for me). I don't trust no one.

If an ATM can (atimes) count your money, debit your Account and still NOT dispense your cash for you, then you will understand why the above is a MUST do.
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 7:07am On Jun 30, 2013
Layemii: I guess I'm nt a real nigerian then.

Hmmm I see.
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 7:08am On Jun 30, 2013
val_dubem: Number 8 is a must do (for me). I don't trust no one.

If an ATM can (atimes) count your money, debit your Account and still NOT dispense your cash for you, then you will understand why the above is a MUST do.

Lol experience they say is the best teacher.
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by Nobody: 1:34am On Jul 01, 2013
Yeah cos I'm not sure I do that
infobiz9ja:

Hmmm I see.
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by Nobody: 5:33am On Jul 01, 2013
LOL grin
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 7:57am On Jul 01, 2013
grin
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 7:57am On Jul 01, 2013
Layemii: Yeah cos I'm not sure I do that
Do what exactly?
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jul 01, 2013
grin grin grin
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by dani1luv: 4:58pm On Jul 01, 2013

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