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Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 10:59am On Jul 06, 2013 |
Hi my name is Mr Akpos I work for Central Bank Nigeria and I just got my a small loan of N200.000 and my babe just called that she needed to go to shopping which may cost her N200.000. I have given her the money because I truly love her. Now I am starving; I wan die. WHAT AM I 1. Lover Boy 2. First Class Mumu 3. MTN Be Your Best Network 4. A Learner 5. Fool 6. Sellfish 7. Wise 8. __________? |
Re: Yung Joke. by englishmart(m): 3:59pm On Jul 06, 2013 |
Ur name no even dey there.. U be idiot wey pass idiot wey dey teach idiots how to be greater idiots 1 Like |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 1:01pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
Akpos Question!!! 80% WILL FAIL THIS.. Q: Akpos’s father has 5 daughters – Nana Nene Nini Nono. What is the Fifth daughters name? Comment if u are brilliant |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 1:12pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
Akpos is madly in luv ooo,,, Akpos thought that LOL means 'LOTS OF LOVE' So he sent an SMS to his girlfriend saying 'Dear, i'm sorry about the death of your sister LOL Give him a name plizz. |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 1:16pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
Akpos a houseboy ,who's usually alone at home,committs lots of atrocities! He wuld go 2d bar &steal his oga's drink &fill it back up wit water. Soon d oga noticed &decided 2set a trap 4him. He bot a drink dat changes colour wen u add water 2it(just like dettol). So one day,as usual,Akpos steals d drink,added water,&d drink changed color. He knew he was bursted! Wen d oga returned, Akpos was in d kitchen. "Akpos",d oga called,"Yes oga". "Who stole d drink in dis bottle?" No response. D boss storms off 2d kitchen &asked,"Y is it dat u ansad wen i called ur name,bt kept mute wen i asked u a question?" Akpos replies,"Oga,wen u de inside dis kitchen there are certain questions u cant ansa". To prove himself right,he asks his oga to remain in d kitchen while he goes out &asks a question. Akpos den calls out,"Oga". "Yes Akpos". "Who de enter d maid room wen madam no de?" No response. D Oga came out of d kitchen. "Akpos u're right o,i didnt hear a word in d kitchen". D wife said its not true, and so she goes in as well. "Madam". "Yes Akpos". "Who be Junior real papa, na me abi na oga?". No response. When she came out she said to her husband, "Honey dat kitchen needs to be fumigated,i couldnt hear a tin in it!" 1 Like |
Re: Yung Joke. by Natureboyfk(m): 1:21pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
Nsns |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 1:26pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
Only the smart will get this.... what time is it?? . . . . . . . . . . 12. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. 11. .↑. . .1. . . . . .. . . . .10. . . . .|.. . . . .2. . . .. . . .9. . . . . .. °→→ ....3. . ... . . . ..8. . . . . . . . . . . .4. . . . . . . . . . . .7. . . 6 . . .5. . . . . . . a)3:00 b)12:15 c)3:15 d)12:00 answer in 5sec |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 8:05pm On Jul 12, 2013 |
R.I.P. to my Ex.. The funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church, located across from The Lies You Told Cemetery, On TFY Ave! Comment: What's the meaning of TFY? |
Re: Yung Joke. by taebtraeh(f): 9:28pm On Jul 12, 2013 |
Akpos Question!!! 80% WILL FAIL THIS.. Q: Akpos’s father has 5 daughters – Nana Nene Nini Nono. What is the Fifth daughters name ANSA IS.....AKPOS |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 7:55pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Imagine a 300L undergraduate with a CGPA so low that it can't even flash MTN to MTN, yet demanding for Brazilian hair from yung dipsey... Thunder Fire u dere!!! |
Re: Yung Joke. by satos: 12:50pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
COMFIRM MUGU yungdipsey: Imagine a 300L undergraduate with a CGPA so low that it can't even flash MTN to MTN, yet demanding for Brazilian hair from yung dipsey... |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 1:50pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
I was in a restaurant with my gf when I got down on 1 knee. she cried.I cant believe this is happening Shut up,I said,My wife just walked in |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 4:57pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
TEACHER : Akpors, recite A-Z and what each alphabet stands for.. AKPORS : A for-Adobe B for-bluetooth C for-chat D for-download E for-email F for-facebook G for-google H for-hotmail I for-iphone J for-Java K for-kingston L for-laptop M for-messenger N for-NOKIA O for-outlook P for-print Q for-QuickTime R for-RAM S for-Server T for-Touch Screen U for-U S B V for-Version W for-wifi1 X for-xbox360 Y for-YouTube Please help Akpors with `Z’. |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 5:04pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
Little Akpos farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He says, “Little Akpos what are you doing sitting here laughing ?” Little Akpos says, “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” The principal says, “Well then, why are you laughing ?” Little Akpos says, “Because the dumb idiots are sitting in the classroom smelling my fart while they put me outside in this beautiful, clean air.” |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 8:23pm On Jul 20, 2013 |
DAD: Akpos, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I'm not around. How will you tell him when he comes, cos i know you are funny? AKPOS: When he comes, I will say my daddy said I should tell you he is not around. DAD: Idiot! Just tell him, he is not around. Ok!? AKPOS: Yes daddy. [When Mr John arrived...] MR JOHN: Akpos, where is ur daddy? AKPOS: He is not around. MR JOHN: When is he coming back? AKPOS: Wait let me go and ask him he didn't tell me. (Rushed into the room, shouting, daddy, daddy, when are u coming back?) |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 8:28pm On Jul 20, 2013 |
Your Mother-In-Law came from the village for a visit and after staying for 2 days.. You left her @ home and left for work,when you return home, You discovered she has given all your children 'long Tribal Marks'. Sincerely, what will you do? |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 11:12am On Aug 04, 2013 |
She holds it with her hand and tries to put it into the hole but it will not penetrate. Then she licks it with her tongue to make it wet and stand firm. She tries to put it in again and this time it enters smoothly .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It's not what you think, she's just trying to fix a thread into a needle, May God forgive your mind, whatever u are thinking always be positive 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yung Joke. by Watermelon(m): 7:39am On Aug 06, 2013 |
yungdipsey: Akpos Question!!!NUNU |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 12:28pm On Aug 20, 2013 |
Beyonce is using Iphone 4 but worth 40million dollars, Amber Rose dont use brazillian hair but woth 10million dollars, Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj uses touch2 but they both worth 7million dollars. BUT........................... WELCOME TO NIGERIA WHERE JUST 1 GAL have samsung galaxy S4, iphone5, Ipad, Apple laptop, brazillian/Indian hairs, room full of clothes, shoes, bags etc, but she only got 3500 Naira in her purse or account. Most of them dont even have bank account, not to talk of their own room. Yet they claim in town, facebook, twitter etc they are big gals...Lmao, most of this gals who claim they are big gals and want to live celebrity life too are from poor homes, they dont want to be sober like their mothers. Last of all, they dont know how to dress, they dress lyk skul children, make ups alone lyk their drawing board. Most annoying, u will see a pot belly gal, wearing leggings, pull it to cover dat pot belly stomach then put on a small top !!! Rubbish ...gosh! MY SISTER DO U KNOW WAT U LUK LYK |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 12:31pm On Aug 20, 2013 |
JUDGING A BOOK BY ITS' COVER (Akpors' ordeal) You won't believe what happened to me yesterday night. I was coming back from somewhere around 9 pm when I saw this beautiful damsel approaching me. She has the the beautiful face of Beyonce, the sumptuous lips of Angelina Jolie, the backside like that of Kim Kardashian, the curves were like that of Mercy Johnson. She got the height like that of Angela Okorie, her eyes were as beautiful as that of Ini Edo. She got the forehead of Rihanna, with bumper front package like that of Cossy Orjiakor. She was looking innocent like Genevieve Nnaji. I knew I had to talk to her, it will be the greatest mistake if I allow her pass without talking. So I said; "Hi" She didn't reply but just smiled. So I continued; "My name is Akpors, I will love to talk to you but am in a hurry right now, pls can I get your contact so that I can call you for us to meet?" She smiled again and said; "Ok, ESERO HATE ESERO, TIRI TIRI HATE, SEFUN TWO TIRI, NOI NOI.. NA MY HENTIHEN LINE BE DAT. YOU WANT MY SAIN LINE?" I fainted!! |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 3:29am On Aug 21, 2013 |
a HUSBAND told his WIFE,"women are just DONKEYS. All women are DONKEYS!" The next day as they were travelling along the highway, a donkey crosses right in front of their car. The WIFE tells her HUSBAND,"Sweetheart, be careful. Your mom is crossing the road." That's how the trouble started. Abeg, who is at fault? |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 3:35am On Aug 21, 2013 |
Akpos who is dying in the hospital is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife and nurse. Says to his eldest son: To you, Peter, I leave the Airport houses. To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartment blocks in East Legon To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Center offices. And you, my dear wife, the three residential building towers at Tetteh Quarshie The nurse, impressed, tells his wife: Madam, your husband is very rich. He has so many properties! You all are so lucky!! And the wife retorts: Rich Lucky Our whole family works for the cleaning company. Those are his Job schedules for cleaning! |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 1:26pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
*Nepa takes light* *no fuel in d gen* My enemies @ work, Oga mosquito u know we r friends, sorry for killing your family members before, I owe u a cup of blood tomorrow but please don't pierce my skin... Cos its alcoholic u might get drunk and start misbehaving... Please oooh |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 1:34pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
If you can say these 4 words fast without getting tongue tied, you're a genius: 1: Eye 2: Yam 3: Stew 4: Peed |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 1:39pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
A poor boy was in love with a rich man's daughter….One day the boy proposed to her and the girl said…”Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses..How can I be involved with you..? How could you have thought of that? I can never love you, so forget about me and get engaged to someone else at your level” But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily…..Some time 10 years later they stumbled into each other in a shopping mall. The lady again said….,”Hey.. ! You! How are you? Now I’m married and do you know how much my husband’s salary is..? $15,700 per month! Can you beat that? And he is also very smart” The guy’s eyes got wet with tears on hearing those words from the same lady…. A few seconds later, her husband came around but before the lady could say a word her husband seeing the guy, said…… “Sir you’re here and you've met my wife..” Then he said to his wife,”This is my boss, I’m also one of those working on his $100 million project! And do you know a fact my dear? My boss loved a lady but he couldn’t win her heart….That’s why he has remained unmarried since. How lucky would that lady have been, if she had married this my boss now? These days, who would love someone that much?" He said all these to his wife. The lady looked in total shock but couldn’t utter a word…. |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 8:44pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
DEAr JANUARY,_, How is FEBRUARY? Kindly infOrm MARCH,_, that APRIL,_, Said MAY,_, will come Before JUNE,_, i heard that July,_, is gEtting Married in AUGUST,_,, how about SEPTEMBER,_, & hEr children? Please send my regards to OCTOBER,_, & Don't fOrgEt to nOtify NOVEMBER,_, that All Our friends, families, classmates, business associates & colleagues reading this post will end December in Greater AnD GreatEr JOY & HAPPINESS, CELEBRATIONS , BREAKTHROUGH & ACCIDENT FREE IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF OUR CREATOR. type AmEn to Claim It nOw B4 u GOTO BED |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 8:00pm On May 26, 2015 |
#Don't just Wake up ,Wake up 2 realisation that ur life must have a positive theme to it!. Don't live your life being selfish. |
Re: Yung Joke. by kenibest: 11:03pm On May 26, 2015 |
the fifth daughters name is "Nunu" |
Re: Yung Joke. by aboyaji(m): 12:14pm On May 27, 2015 |
The fifth daughter's name is akpors |
Re: Yung Joke. by yungdipsey(m): 9:19am On Aug 13, 2015 |
They say that you can count your true friends on 1 hand - but not the candles on your birthday cake! #1Happybirthday Yung dipsey
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