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ADD YOUR OWN BREAKING NEWS:
1. Okada killed two people inside trailler...
2. Christiano Ronaldo impreginate Funke
Akindele...
3. Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his new single...
4, Eyinmba will sign Messi dis January...
5. Baba suwe joined Illuminati, signed in by Jay
z...
6. Beyonce is in love with Terry G...
7. Primary school pupils don dey graduate at
class primary 2....
8. University and Poly students are now putting
on school uniforms...
9. Obama claims EDO STATE as his home town...
10. New Arsenal manager is Chief Olusegun
Obasanjo...
11. Chris Brown wears agbada and slippers to
the grammy awards...
12. Can't believe Yinka ayefele can dance etige

Keep it rolling.. Don't End the Fun, Add yours..
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