A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't
discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim." If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
"What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.

lol good one dups

Dups, I beg I go like visit the doctor. My wife, ibkaye, no dey treat me well, well, mayb the doctor go helep me give her dis kind advice. Pls, gimme im number.

wife ke? who is your wife?

y u dey deny me 4 public? anyway I go remind u later d last u say I do when u come home.

y u dey deny me 4 public? anyway I go remind u later d last u say I do when u come home.

Dups can u see what I mean when I say she no dey treat me well, well?

i think somebody is in need of a day trip to yaba left, wife ko, shiooor  

So u know d doctor's office already, so u say I dey very sick? Then we shall go now, now  .

we? nah nah, you will go on ya own, I have no business there

But d man didn't go alone now and more so the advice na 4 U

Yes, the man went with his wife, go and find ya wife and then she can escort you to your home yaba left, as for me *zooms off* 

@post
nice joke

kayowalemi,dont work faster than your shadow else ibkaye will take you the YABA,you know what that means,Insanity Home.

alex406:

kayowalemi,don't work faster than your shadow else ibkaye will take you the YABA,you know what that means,Insanity Home.

ibkaye will what? leave me name out of this jooooo

Oh sorry IBKAYE, i dont have to interfere when husband and wife is having problem.

I no know y u dey afraid to go with me since u suggested yaba left

alex406:

Oh sorry IBKAYE, i don't have to interfere when husband and wife is having problem.

Shioooooooooooooor, when did i get married? I'm not aware of this, pease tell me o

kayowalemi:

I no know y u dey afraid to go with me since u suggested yaba left

Nawa o, this guy just isn't getting it

It is u dat is not gettin it, all na part of d joke. Everybody should help me beg her mak she folo me.

I wish kayowalemi and ibkaye one love forever.

Ibkaye please follow kayowalemi to YABA abeg.

Somebody should help me inform DUPE that i am seriously in love with her,cant wait to read from her.

kayowalemi:

It is u that is not gettin it, all na part of d joke. Everybody should help me beg her mak she folo me.

commot for road jo

alex406:

I wish kayowalemi and ibkaye one love forever.

If my saucekid catch you

i need to call sauce.
somebody dey play wiv fire

Who tell you say Saucekid na your own,he don marry another person for Nairaland oo, so its better you stick to kayowalemi and let continue life from where he left it.

alex406:

Who tell you say Saucekid na your own,he don marry another person for Nairaland oo, so its better you stick to kayowalemi and let continue life from where he left it.

c'mon gerrrout

hataz full here ooo

@ ibkaye
dont mind them babe

Hey OGA, you don land,i reserve my comment.

ibkaye:

c'mon gerrrout 

iby u re needed here.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-38130.17984.html

good for you
who dey need ibk. . . wellious no make me vexious

Alex
Thank u ooo, God help u too settle dat fight btw u n madam. By the way who won dat fight?

Ibkaye,
You don't have to enter 'Yaba left', stay at the gate n the doctor go come give u the advice for there.

Pope,
No thank u ooo. Call am. He go tell u say Ibkaye na my own. Infact no b u, Pope, join us? What God has joined together let no man put asunder

@welli
Lol Thankyou Girl

@Saucekid


@Kayo
Crazy Man

saucious,u can vexious.na u knw