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| Football Terms Vs Relationship by sapien(m): 10:02am On Jul 09, 2013 |
1. Going to your boyfriend's or girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside. 2. Sex on first date = Free kick. 3. Condom = Goalkeeper. 4. Condom breaks = Penalty. 5. Abortion = Red card. 6. Sex without a condom = Own goal. 7. Taking a lot of time without "shelling" = Man of the match. 8. Sex with your ex = Friendly match. 9. 8years of marriage without a child = Arsenal. 10. A lady who uses pills after sex and later still gets pregnant = Defensive error. |
| Re: Football Terms Vs Relationship by Nobody: 10:35am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Rubbish |
| Re: Football Terms Vs Relationship by Cholls(m): 10:53am On Jul 09, 2013 |
 SMH |
| Re: Football Terms Vs Relationship by clemz85(m): 10:57am On Jul 09, 2013 |
laugh one. waitn for two |
| Re: Football Terms Vs Relationship by swtchicgurl: 12:21pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
Not bad |
| Re: Football Terms Vs Relationship by sapien(m): 7:30pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
Chai, see as Arsenal fans dey para! |
| Re: Football Terms Vs Relationship by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
sapien: Chai, see as Arsenal fans dey para! FYI, im a cfc fan |
| Re: Football Terms Vs Relationship by sapien(m): 9:58am On Jul 10, 2013 |
sodiqyinka:Chelshi.t football club? That one na club? Club of thugs, street miscreants and touts! |
| Re: Football Terms Vs Relationship by Etimonson: 10:06am On Jul 10, 2013 |
its not funny at all  [color=#770077][/color] |
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