You are good in MAKING,WRITING,SAYING,or do I say CREATING Jokes. You have just come to the right place. Drop you Jokes and make thousand of people laugh it off.
Any Jokes:
Educational Jokes
Financial Jokes
Technology Jokes
Family Jokes
Student Jokes
Food Jokes
Animal Jokes and lot more...............
JUST BRING IT ON.
AND LET THE GAME BEGIN...............

Tip of an Ice Berg...
1.Little Johnny jokes
A teacher was teaching her second grade class
about the government, so for homework that one
day, she told her her students to ask their
parents what the government is. When Little
Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad
and ask his what the government was. His dad
thought for a while and answered, "Look at it
this way: I'm the president, your mom is
Congress, your maid is the work force, you are
the people and your baby brother is the future."
"I still don't get it" responded the Little Johnny.
"Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll
understand it better," said the dad. "Okay
then...good night" said Little Jonny went off to
bed. In the middleof the night, Little Johnny was
awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went
to his baby brother's crib and found that his
baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So
Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get
help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he
looked through the keyhole to check if his
parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he
saw his mom loudly snoring, buthis dad wasn't
there. So he went to the maid's room. When he
looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw
his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny
was surprised, but then he just realized
somethingand thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I
understand the government! The President is
screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep,
nobody cares about the people, andthe future is
full of shit!"

2.Alcohol jokes
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender,
"If I show you a really good trick, will you give
me a free drink?" The bartender considers it,
then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket
and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his
other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat
stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to
play the blues. After the man finished his drink,
he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even
better trick, will you give me free drinks for the
rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees,
thinking that no trick could possibly be better
than the first. The man reaches into his pocket
and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his
other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat
stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to
play the blues. The man reaches into another
pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins
to sing along with the rat's music. While the man
is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts
him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.
"Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The
stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash
up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The
stranger again increases the offer, this time to $
500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and
turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange
for the money. "Are you insane?" the bartender
demanded. "That frog could have been worth
millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $
500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man
answered. "The frog was really nothing special.
You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

*yawns*

Drop yours and let see @babarazy

Dis is so dry..Buh dia is room for encouragement

There's 3 sons of a priest. They did some bad crimes. One day all of them have to drink holy water in their father's church.

The first man walks up and the priest says "What crime did you do? drink the holy water now" he says he killed his mother. He drinks the water.

The second comes up, the priest says the same thing. He says he killed his son. He drinks the water.

The third comes up laughing, the priest says "what crime did you do?" he simply says "I peed in the holy water."

Akpos: How much are your eggs?
Egg seller: BIG ones go for N30, SMALL ones N25 and CRACKED ones N5.
Akpos hands her N30 and says, "crack me 6 BIG ones"

Drop ya Jokes and stop Complaining.
Make ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ laugh it off if you think you Ǎ̜̣̍я̥ε̲̣̣̣ the best.

GIRL: I hate my boyfriend!
BOY: Why?
GIRL: He is so cheap he cant even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?
BOY: Of course not, I'm not like that.
GIRL: I'm going to break up with him.
BOY: Ok but know I'm available.
[Girl stands to leave]
BOY: Wait, where are you going?
GIRL: To break up with my boyfriend of course.
BOY: You can't leave.
GIRL: Why?
BOY: Who is going to pay for the lunch we just had?

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my
heart & I got Heart Attack.

AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in darkness, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

WIFE:.. Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are ..
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

AKPOS: The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you..?

WIFE: ...Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in ZOO.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too...
Not in cage but laughing at YOU

WHO KILLED IT? The wife or the husband?