Sauce kid's 18 year-old daughter tells her mother tytylayor that she has not seen her period for two months.

Very worried, tytylayor goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, tytylayor says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know so that I can deal with him!"


When Saucekid learnt about it too, he blew his top, told his daughter to call 'the fool' involved and ask him to come the next morning. The girl did not say anything as they all went to spend an eventful night in bed.



The next day, tytylayor reminded the girl about what Saucekid said, confident that once the 'pig' arrives, they were going to get him arrested for putting their daughter in the family way.



At 9am, the girl calmly picks up the phone and makes a call for about three minutes. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house and a mature and distinguished man with gray hair (Iteun) and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. His sight could not make them take action and the man sits in the living room with Saucekid, tytylayor and the girl and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation (like seven wivies already) but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, If a girl is born, I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town house, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, several houses and a $2,000,000 bank account.


If it is twins, a factory, very many houses and $2,000,000 for each of them.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"


At this point, Saucekid, who had remained silent all along, quickly confered with tytylayor, got up, moved straight to Iteun, places a hand firmly on his shoulder and tells him,

"You'll sleep with her again!"

stale

tanx

you try

wetin mak am stale?

tytylayor:

stale

stale, old and naive

the cement mixed with potato dust don dey corrode pointgun brain
sorry case

old but still nice hehehehehe

@pointgun,

U don manage get 100naira for time now u don dey show abi, Ok i know what to do

suace and tyty. e no go work.

wetin dey work for u?

the guy brain dey disfunctional

gunpoint:


When Saucekid learnt about it too, he blew his top, told his daughter to call 'the foo[/b]l' involved and ask him to come 

The next day, tytylayor reminded the girl about what Saucekid said, confident that once the '[b]pig' arrives, they were going to get him arrested

Iteun   

ha ha ha

lmaosoasoa

stale though

den y u lafin

some1 tickled her

some one tickled his/her. . . . . . .somtin

ur mind too dirty

Stale. . . . .

sup TT
where u dey since?

Fighting 'world war iii'.

ok
i hear u

finish am b4 u come here oo

y is everybody saying stale? Abi people e mention too don become stale

u no serious

d joke don old pass u

no wonder he get white hair for armpit

ok everybody e mention 4 dat joke is stale

why you still dey repeat am?

u dey mind am? hin name dey give am headache