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Murder English Language. by yertyr(m): 7:33am On Jul 12, 2013 |
Oya, give it your best shot... It took years to get 'English' prepared for this... So let the annihilation begin. I go first: ##where do you stay for a living? ##Girl:Were not you the guy I see yesterday? Reply: yes me were Girl: poor you, simple english u can't speaking Reply:Sorry, I 4 say, 'yes were me' Girl: now you spoke. Bring it on peeps, Lets finish English. |
Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(m): 7:35am On Jul 12, 2013 |
Are you the new english teacher? Ans:yes me are 1 Like |
Re: Murder English Language. by Nobody: 7:56am On Jul 12, 2013 |
Me: Did you saw me when I am coming Friend: Yes, I did not saw you. 1 Like |
Re: Murder English Language. by luxanne(f): 8:24am On Jul 12, 2013 |
I didn't know what you people are talketh for here |
Re: Murder English Language. by EejaNla01(m): 8:31am On Jul 12, 2013 |
Teacher- What is the past tense of Go Student- It is Goed Teacher-correct class clap for him. 1 Like |
Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(m): 8:33pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Let me throw one: son: my teacher teached me yesterday Dad: wrong son, it's my teacher taught... okay? Get dressed, pastor john is coming Son: ok. Daddy, is he the preacher that PRAUGHT last week. 1 Like |
Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(m): 8:36pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
zameen: Me: Did you saw me when I am cominglol... English has be destroy. |
Re: Murder English Language. by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
Friend;Nepa have carry the light Me;AHH!to where? Friend;me I dont know oo,they have sha take it go 2 Likes |
Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(m): 12:49am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Who bring this cloth yesterday |
Re: Murder English Language. by Nobody: 12:48pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
I asked some people to come and see me, some came some refuse to came! RIP Dear English |
Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(m): 7:35pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Again, trying it again. |
Re: Murder English Language. by Tobbey(m): 6:10pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
yertyr: Let me throw one: Loool which school did you went to?? Your grammars is very bad |
Re: Murder English Language. by sima(f): 6:20pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
It is not a must to spoke good english. English is not my father's language! |
Re: Murder English Language. by Wesslier(m): 10:21pm On Aug 10, 2013 |
I am trying my best but the thing no want to commot... |
Re: Murder English Language. by seunyelu: 9:19pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
dad-is there candle in d kitchen son- THERE SHUD BE THERE 1 Like |
Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(m): 11:59am On Aug 23, 2013 |
I've forget wat I want to comment. Wait, I wud soon came to wrote it. |
Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(m): 12:02pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Wesslier: I am trying my best but the thing no want to commot...try bester |
Re: Murder English Language. by 2map(m): 12:51pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
20 man shall fall that day. God remove you. Pupu is shaking me. I will broken your leg. ENGLISH, I'M SORRIED TO TRYING TO KILLED YOU. I'm washing other's replied. |
Re: Murder English Language. by Atk01(f): 4:13pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
English she yaf dies! English she yaf dies! 1 Like |
Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(m): 12:45pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
Atk 01: English she yaf dies! English she yaf dies!it is remain small... English isn't dies o |
Re: Murder English Language. by babylolaroy(f): 7:13pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
hy eferybody. am sorry to came around with a little disturb. i af a small story to told you. one day i am walk along a street and i see some shops park at d sideroad. i move in, i pick a one thing i want to bought. unfortunately the price too height so i can dont affoid it buh as i was want to left, one old man was came around nd he greet me in such a english very wrong. but i be a good girl and i dont laff at elderly. the man buy many plenty tins and say son pls move closer and i do it. he look at me hair to toe nd again and again. i look him too. small time he move to d casia and say sometin nd leave. i watch him because what he do is stranger..very stranger attitude. buh who care?. i jus turn to go too since i dnt bought anything. the stupid cashier called me back and say hey ur daddy dah just leave nau sed you will pay for what he buy go...i for kill d lady buh i quikly rush out to see d old man.am nt his for wailing out silent. i am just in time to see him enter his car. i quikly hold his clothes before he close the car door nd pulled his legs ....just like am pulling yours hahehehe...i wasted your time reading as i wasted mine typing 3 Likes |
Re: Murder English Language. by chycoroxie(f): 10:51pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Hw can I failed english,dis is unpossible |
Re: Murder English Language. by Nobody: 7:45pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
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Re: Murder English Language. by Nobody: 2:28am On Aug 30, 2013 |
spongeback: This was actually posted by a nairalander. LOL! |
Re: Murder English Language. by Nobody: 2:31am On Aug 30, 2013 |
babylolaroy: hy eferybody. am sorry to came around with a little disturb. i af a small story to told you. one day i am walk along a street and i see some shops park at d sideroad. i move in, i pick a one thing i want to bought. unfortunately the price too height so i can dont affoid it buh as i was want to left, one old man was came around nd he greet me in such a english very wrong. but i be a good girl and i dont laff at elderly. the man buy many plenty tins and say son pls move closer and i do it. he look at me hair to toe nd again and again. i look him too. small time he move to d casia and say sometin nd leave. i watch him because what he do is stranger..very stranger attitude. buh who care?. i jus turn to go too since i dnt bought anything. the stupid cashier called me back and say hey ur daddy dah just leave nau sed you will pay for what he buy go...i for kill d lady buh i quikly rush out to see d old man.am nt his for wailing out silent. i am just in time to see him enter his car. i quikly hold his clothes before he close the car door nd pulled his legs ....just like am pulling yours YO MAYNE! CAN YEW GIVE US THE LITTLE VIRSION? CUZ YOU KNOWS I CAIN'T READ NO BIG PARAGRAFFS AND AUL. |
Re: Murder English Language. by Nobody: 3:08am On Aug 30, 2013 |
Lol! |
Re: Murder English Language. by Incredibleme: 12:09pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
Ayaf laf and tayad. |
Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(m): 7:59am On Sep 04, 2013 |
chycoroxie: Hw can I failed english,dis is unpossibleno, it is possible-less |
Re: Murder English Language. by heed101(m): 9:34pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
You people should stop this jokes. How did u even composed hit. |
Re: Murder English Language. by Numerouuuno: 11:49am On Sep 06, 2013 |
Ah!,onome have kobalise me |
Re: Murder English Language. by babylolaroy(f): 7:02pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
It af tired me for you peoples. I am your mate? |
Re: Murder English Language. by Nobody: 7:05pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
We wul go for Child delication on Sunday, please noted that down |
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