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Akpors Again? by AAlozie(m): 7:24pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
COMEDY TIME! Akpors gets married and on his wedding night, calls his father 4 some tips on what 2 do, since he has never been with a woman before. Akpors: so what do I do first? Dad: take her clothes off and lay her on the bed. 5 minutes later, Akpors is on the phone again. Akpors: she is naked and in bed, what do I do now? His father can't believe what he is hearing. Dad: take ur damn clothes off and get into bed with her. After anoda 5 mins, poor Akpors in on the phone again. Akpors: I am naked in bed with her, what do I do next? His dad's patience is running so thin. Dad: shit son! Do I have to spell everything out 4 u? Just put the hardest thin on ur body where she pees. Good night! Just when the old man starts snoring, his son is on the phone once again. Akpors: ok dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl, what do I do next? Dad: drown yourself you bloody idiot! |
Re: Akpors Again? by Nobody: 8:07pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
Nice one |
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