COMEDY TIME!
Akpors gets married and on his wedding night, calls his father 4 some tips on what 2 do, since he has never been with a woman before.
Akpors: so what do I do first?
Dad: take her clothes off and lay her on the bed.
5 minutes later, Akpors is on the phone again.
Akpors: she is naked and in bed, what do I do now?
His father can't believe what he is hearing.
Dad: take ur damn clothes off and get into bed with her.
After anoda 5 mins, poor Akpors in on the phone again.
Akpors: I am naked in bed with her, what do I do next?
His dad's patience is running so thin.
Dad: shit son! Do I have to spell everything out 4 u? Just put the hardest thin on ur body where she pees. Good night!
Just when the old man starts snoring, his son is on the phone once again.
Akpors: ok dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl, what do I do next?
Dad: drown yourself you bloody idiot!

Nice one