Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces. The mortuary attendant calls the police to show them what happened.
A detective is sent and is taken straight to the first body.
"Frenchman, aged 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress, hence the enormous smile," said the attendant.
"American, aged 25, won $1,000 on a lottery, spent it all on wiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.
"How about the last body?" the detective asked.
"Ah, this one, he is black. Nigerian, aged 30, struck by lightning."
Why the bloody hell is he smiling then?" the detective inquires.
The attendant replies, "it was his first time in America and he thought he was having his pictures taken"

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces. The mortuary attendant calls the police to show them what happened.
A detective is sent and is taken straight to the first body.
"Frenchman, aged 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress, hence the enormous smile," said the attendant.
"American, aged 25, won $1,000 on a lottery, spent it all on wiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.
"How about the last body?" the detective asked.
"Ah, this one, he is black. Nigerian, aged 30, struck by lightning."
Why the bloody hell is he smiling then?" the detective inquires.
The attendant replies, "it was his first time in America and he thought he was having his pictures taken"