Akpors gets married and on his
wedding night, calls his father 4
some tips on what 2 do, since he
has never been with a woman
before.
Akpors: so what do I do first?
Dad: take her clothes off and lay
her on the bed.
5 minutes later, Akpors is on the
phone again.
Akpors: she is Unclad and in bed,
what do I do now?
His father can't believe what he
is hearing.
Dad: take ur damn clothes off and
get into bed with her.
After anoda 5 mins, poor Akpors
in on the phone again.
Akpors: I am Unclad in bed with
her, what do I do next?
His dad's patience is running so
thin.
Dad: poo son! Do I have to spell
everything out 4 u? Just put the
hardest thin on ur body where
she pees. Good night!
Just when the old man starts
snoring, his son is on the phone
once again.
Akpors: ok dad, I have my head in
the toilet bowl, what do I do
next?
Dad: drown yourself you bl**dy fool !