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A PASTOR'S Scriptural Toasting By WISDYTECH by Wisdytech(m): 7:58pm On Jul 19, 2013
Scriptural Toasting ***
BOY: Do u have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope, I don't have one.
BOY: Gen2:18 The Lord God said,
It is
not good for a man to be alone. I
will
make a helper suitable for him.”
GIRL: But I don't love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 Whoever does not
love does not know God, because
God
is love."
GIRL: & how do I know you mean
those words. BOY: Matthew 12:34
For out of the
abundance of the heart the
mouth
speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that
you're
loyal & honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and
earth will pass away, but my
words will never
pass away."
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot
of
girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many
women do
noble things, but you surpass
them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you
like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You
are
altogether beautiful, my darling;
there
is no flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful,
u're exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a
woman who fears the Lord is to
be
praised."
GIRL: What happens if I say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man
shall leave his father and his
mother &
hold fast to his wife, & they shall
become one flesh."
GIRL: How come you know the
scriptures this much BOY: Joshua
1:8 " This book of the Law
shall not depart from your mouth,
but
you shall meditate on it day and
night,
so that you may be careful to do
all
that is written in it. For then you
will
make your way prosperous and
you will have good success."
GIRL: wooow, I can see u really
love
God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and
see
that the Lord is good! Blessed is
the
man who takes refuge in Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me
time to
think about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally
brethren,
whatever is true, whatever is
honourable, whatever is just,
whatever
is pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is commendable, if
there is any
excellence, if there is anything
worthy
of praise, think about these
things."
GIRL: oww I love you already
BOY: Revelation 22:21"Amen.

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Re: A PASTOR'S Scriptural Toasting By WISDYTECH by lecturerdabo(m): 9:38pm On Jul 19, 2013
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