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Bizarre Facts About Nigeria by slysinzu(m): 2:31am On Jul 22, 2013
NIGERIA IS A PLACE WHERE SEX IS FREE AND LOVE IS COSTLY.

WHERE LOOSING A PHONE IS MORE
PAINFUL THAN LOOSING VIRGINITY.

WHERE IF YOU DONT CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER YOU ARE NOT SMART AND SHARP.
WHERE BATHROOMS HAVE BECOME A PHOTO STUDIO.

WHERE GETTING A BLACKBERRY PHONE IS
GREATER THAN ACHIEVING A BSC DEGREE.

WHERE THE SWORD AND THE BOMB IS NOW MIGHTIER THAN PEN.

WHERE RELATIONSHIPS
ARE BETTER THAN MARRIAGES.

WHERE CONDOMS AND GUNS ARE REPLACING BIROS AND BOOKS IN SCHOOLS.

WHERE YOU WON'T BE CALLED MATURE AS A LADY IF YOU HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH UP TO 10 DIFFERENT MEN.

WHERE PROSTITUTION IS NOW A JOB TO BE
RECKONED WITH.

WHERE BOMBING AND
SHOOTING HUMANS IS NOW A DAILY
BUSINESS.

WHERE PEOPLE PREFER COUP
PLOTERS, ROGUES AND LIARS AS LEADERS.

WHERE LADIES PREFER TO BE WITH A MAN
IN A JEEP CRYING THAN TO BE ON A BIKE
HAPPY.

WHERE SLAVES RIDE ON HORSES AND
PRINCES ARE TREKKING.

WHERE ANY MUSICIAN WHO HASN'T SANG ABOUT SEX AND WOMEN IS NOT A GOOD MUSICIAN.

WHERE DRESSING Unclad IS A SIGN OF BEAUTY THAN DRESSING DECENTLY.

WHERE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER ACTORS AND ACTRESS THAN TALENTED PEOPLE.

WHERE TRUTH IS IGNORED AND LIARS ARE
WORSHIPPED.

WHERE MEDIOCRES LEADS,WHERE OUR SO CALLED LEADERS BUY EXPENSIVE CARS AS WEDDING GIFT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY MADE MILLIONAIRES WHILE 1 MILLION NIGERIANS GO TO BED WITHOUT FOOD TO EAT. IS THIS A GREAT NATION?GOD HELP NIGERIA

Guys is this 100% correct? By the way you can
add yours
Re: Bizarre Facts About Nigeria by fr3do(m): 3:35am On Jul 22, 2013
These are not facts
These are your perception of Nigeria
They might be true or false.
Re: Bizarre Facts About Nigeria by Nobody: 1:14pm On Jul 22, 2013
And this op is a guy that doesn't know that writing a post in caps is no longer allowed on nairaland and its also a sign of disrespect.
Re: Bizarre Facts About Nigeria by MrsChima(f): 2:06pm On Jul 22, 2013
slysinzu: NIGERIA IS A PLACE WHERE SEX IS FREE AND LOVE IS COSTLY.

WHERE LOOSING A PHONE IS MORE
PAINFUL THAN LOOSING VIRGINITY.

WHERE IF YOU DONT CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER YOU ARE NOT SMART AND SHARP.
WHERE BATHROOMS HAVE BECOME A PHOTO STUDIO.

WHERE GETTING A BLACKBERRY PHONE IS
GREATER THAN ACHIEVING A BSC DEGREE.

WHERE THE SWORD AND THE BOMB IS NOW MIGHTIER THAN PEN.

WHERE RELATIONSHIPS
ARE BETTER THAN MARRIAGES.

WHERE CONDOMS AND GUNS ARE REPLACING BIROS AND BOOKS IN SCHOOLS.

WHERE YOU WON'T BE CALLED MATURE AS A LADY IF YOU HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH UP TO 10 DIFFERENT MEN.

WHERE PROSTITUTION IS NOW A JOB TO BE
RECKONED WITH.

WHERE BOMBING AND
SHOOTING HUMANS IS NOW A DAILY
BUSINESS.

WHERE PEOPLE PREFER COUP
PLOTERS, ROGUES AND LIARS AS LEADERS.

WHERE LADIES PREFER TO BE WITH A MAN
IN A JEEP CRYING THAN TO BE ON A BIKE
HAPPY.

WHERE SLAVES RIDE ON HORSES AND
PRINCES ARE TREKKING.

WHERE ANY MUSICIAN WHO HASN'T SANG ABOUT SEX AND WOMEN IS NOT A GOOD MUSICIAN.

WHERE DRESSING Unclad IS A SIGN OF BEAUTY THAN DRESSING DECENTLY.

WHERE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER ACTORS AND ACTRESS THAN TALENTED PEOPLE.

WHERE TRUTH IS IGNORED AND LIARS ARE
WORSHIPPED.

WHERE MEDIOCRES LEADS,WHERE OUR SO CALLED LEADERS BUY EXPENSIVE CARS AS WEDDING GIFT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY MADE MILLIONAIRES WHILE 1 MILLION NIGERIANS GO TO BED WITHOUT FOOD TO EAT. IS THIS A GREAT NATION?GOD HELP NIGERIA

Guys is this 100% correct? By the way you can
add yours

Just when I thought Africans are allergic to realness and ugly truth.

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