Lawyers should never ask a witness (a Mosotho woman especially) a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Free State small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.  He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Mokoena, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Mabole. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Mokoena, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Dipali since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire Free State. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt of court."

Funny still but its been here before. (re-cycled)
Cheers

been here but damn funny

cool you got me cracking just dont crack my ribs out

lol

Yeah, interesting one!

if i was the judge, i'd dismiss the case immediately be4 the old loquacious mama exposes everyone in my court. What was the defence attorney thinking?

still gets to mefrom the first day i saw this piece.

This joke is da bomb

that wuz a good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehe, love the punch line

Lol

hehehehehe!!!this is soooooooo funny!