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Jesus Vs Satan by kaybee(m): 4:49pm On May 25, 2006
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.

But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
Re: Jesus Vs Satan by O4real(m): 4:53pm On May 25, 2006
Word! Candid joke. cheesy
Re: Jesus Vs Satan by thelma2(f): 5:49pm On May 25, 2006
Yeah! He sure saves. go Jesus, go Jesus, go Jesus, Go Jesus. kiss
Re: Jesus Vs Satan by micklplus(m): 6:09pm On May 25, 2006
i really love this.
Cheers cheesy cheesy
Re: Jesus Vs Satan by anycorner(m): 7:59pm On May 25, 2006
HEAVEN IS HAPPY 4 THIS, I BELIEVE U ARE BLESSED AND EVERYBODY THAT READ IT IS ALSO BLESS, smiley AS LONG AS U SAY AMEN. HAHAHAHAHA cheesy
Re: Jesus Vs Satan by mukina2: 8:03pm On May 25, 2006
l.o l ,
Re: Jesus Vs Satan by diddy4(m): 8:29pm On May 25, 2006
that was totally hillarious. yeah he doz save. he has saved me many times from death. i thank him eerday for keeping me alive.
Re: Jesus Vs Satan by dabby(f): 2:30pm On May 26, 2006
really true. Jesus does save. good work kaybee.

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