Argument: a discussion
that occurs when u are
right, but the other just
hasn't realised yet
2)Boss:someone who is
early when u are late, and
late when you are early or
one who is right when u
are wrong and right when
u are right.
3)Beauty:the power with
which a woman charms a
lover and terrifies a
husband.
4)Cannibal:someone who
is fed up with people
5)Chicken:the only animal
u eat before it is born and
after it is dead
6)Committee:a body that
keeps minutes and wastes
hours
7)Celebrity:one who is
known by many people
he is glad he didn't know
Conclusion:what u reach,
when u are tired of
thinking
9)Courage:the fear of
being thought a coward
or the judgement that
something is more
important than fear
10)Destiny:a tyrant's
excuse authority for crime
and a fool's excuse for
failure
11)Doctor:a person who
kills your ills by pills, and
kills u with his bills
12)Foreign aid:money
transferred from poor
people in rich countries, to
rich people in poor
countries
13)Grandparents:People
who think your children
are wonderful even
though the are sure you
are not raising them right
14)Economist:a person
who professes to know
more about money than
the people who have it
15)Goodluck: probability
translated into great
fortune, example
Gej=shoeless boy into
president
16)Cigarette:tobacoo
rolled in a paper with a
fire at one end and a fool
on the other end
17)Justice: a decision in
your favour.
18)Etc. abbrev. :a sign to
make others believe that
you know more than u
actually do