Here, i cant stop laughing. Enjoy as your midday humour

*Lagbaja is the smartest musician EVER!!! Even if his music career would fail, he could as well be driving Danfo or be a vulcanizer. Who'll know?"

*Biko Please If your Sugar Daddy is As Old As your dad; don't Bother joining the #ChildNOTBride Campaign! They already fighting for you, Thanks"

*Are u feeling abandoned, neglected & you want your friends to have u at heart & constantly stay in touch? Borrow money from all of them & travel"

*SANGO can never leave OYO to save a life in ANAMBRA... Not possible... That's the job of AMADIOHA. Moral lesson= Mind your Business in 2013"

* As a babe you can't be using words like 'duh' 'woeva' 'boo' when you have thick tribal marks……Please! Stick to your 'yimu' 'onpe' 'yeee', 'ehn' and 'mogbe'

*An intelligent wife is the one that spends so much of her husband's money, that he can no longer afford another woman."

*You know you’re Ugly....when it’s time to take a Group Picture and They hand YOU The Camera to snap them

* You can Photoshop meat on your rice and boobs on your chest but you can't photoshop brain into your head

*Person wey heavy shit dey catch, no dey ask stammerer for direction

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