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"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve had his operation and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Damn it! THAT'S the word!

oh shiit. he has lost his tool.

LMAO. This is y parents tell dere kids 2 read dictionaries. Poor guy, as diddy sed, he's lost his tool (all cuz he no fit speak english). very funny tho

u r hiding

And the moral to the story is. . . . Stay awake during english class

lol, thats truely the moral

Oush ! he's just got his AREA removed ! what a way to get circumcised ! poor guy !
Nice one
Cheers

Wetin him go come do now?

I feel bad for all the girls out there that would have really appreciated him, chei. LOL

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I feel bad for all the girls out there that would have really appreciated him, chei. LOL

U talk true. Who knows i mite ve been one of dose galz.