One day, Musa was
tending to his livestock
when he noticed that
one of his cows was
completely cross-eyed.
He called up a
veterinarian friend of his
who told him to bring in
his cow.
The vet took one look at
the cow, stuck a tube up
the cow's butt, and blew
into the tube until the
cow's eyes straightened
out. The vet charged the
Musa 2,000 naira, and
the Musa went home
happy.
About a week later, the
cow's eyes were cross-
eyed again, but this time

Musa figured he could
probably take care of it
himself. So he called his
friend Akpos, and
together they put a tube
up the cow's butt. Musa
put his lips to the tube
and started to blow.
Strangely, nothing
happened, so he asked
Akpos to give it a try.

Akpos removed the
tube, turned it around,
put it in the cow's butt
and started to blow.

"What are you doing?"
asked Musa, horrified.

"Look at you, you think
I'll use the side that
you've put in your
mouth."