A driver was driving his boss to airport, the boss realized that he forgot an important document at home, so he went back home. His wife was bathing with a soap on her face, he tip-toed and touches her boobs, the wife responded, "so you've dropped my stupid husband so fast? Don't rush we have the whole weekend to spend together, I'm praying that the plane crashes so that I can enjoy you till the end of my life!" She notice the person was quiet, she washed her face and saw her husband standing in front of her. IF YOU WERE THE HUSBAND/WIFE WHAT WILL YOU DO?

I can never be a husband to such a person!