For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out the real reason.

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work.

Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work. There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 11,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting there reading jokes on nairaland

Funny.

i've never replied to any joke on naira land before cause i just read and laugh. but this one was really funny. nice

nice one. cheers

lol

that was real cool, only that im a student
, LOL

dats really funny

Burnout. laugh my f*cking ass off

@ olembe
Two thumbs up i havent also replied a joke cos i know most of them but men yours was unique. Give urself tumultous round of applause. I wanna let you know that you av joined my list of day makers havin Diddy as the boss.lol

You are truly doing the job

keep it up

never read / heard this joke before!

Nice 1 @ poster - me likey!!

really nice, it pays to b innovative,


kudos @poster,cheers

lol @ joke

c now. . . no one wld c mikuz, bin gbagbo, studio, n bright here.

Lol

Scash:

c now. . . no one wld c mikuz, bin gbagbo, studio, n bright here.

there IQ is too low for this.