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Funny Yoruba Parables by slimsikiru(m): 1:23pm On May 29, 2008
igo loju omo odaran cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool wink
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by clemcykul(f): 11:17am On May 30, 2008
not anoda yoruba world.


take this stuff to the culture forum!
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by slimsikiru(m): 8:01pm On May 30, 2008
slimsikiru:

igo loju omo odaran cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool wink
clemcykul:

not another yoruba world.


take this stuff to the culture forum!
wu u b self
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by clemcykul(f): 12:06pm On May 31, 2008
am your shadow
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by slimsikiru(m): 5:51pm On Jun 01, 2008
u cant be my shadow lailai
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by SweetT1: 6:00am On Jun 02, 2008
@Topic

How bout? patapata la foju, kunna kunna la dete, oju afofotan ija ni da sile. (Go blind completely if you must and leprosy completely if you must. But incomplete blindness only results in fights). wink
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by SweetT1: 6:02am On Jun 02, 2008
another one is. san larin, aje ni mu ni pekoro. (We walk straight until there is a profit to be made).
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by clemcykul(f): 8:26am On Jun 02, 2008
ohhh lawdiee not anoda yoruba kingdom.
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by folly69(m): 10:35am On Jun 02, 2008
zooms off thread
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by aristole(m): 1:39pm On Jun 02, 2008
This  uncensored ones nko:

Omo ti o niya kin dobo eyin: A motherless child doesnt f**k from behind

Igi gogoro ma gun mi loko, atobo latin wo:If you don't want your 'rod' and your 'staff'(abunna)  to get injured;you seek refuge from pussy.

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Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by marosky(m): 2:06pm On Jun 02, 2008
aristole:

This uncensored ones nko:

Omo ti o niya kin dobo eyin: A motherless child doesnt f**k from behind

Igi gogoro ma gun mi loko, atobo latin wo:If you don't want your 'rod' and your 'staff'(abunna) to get injured;you seek refuge from pussy.

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AH AH.Na wa o .May God forgive you sha.Quite funny .
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by aristole(m): 12:42pm On Jun 03, 2008
Bami na omo mi ko denu olomo. If I hire you to help me f**k my child;I can't be deeply happy wd it.

'Ogede' dudu ko ya busan;oko buburu ko ya lupa: Bad prick is as stubborn as unripe plantain. (simple!)
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by kolaoloye(m): 1:04pm On Jun 03, 2008
Ti oro ba di oro oyan, koko ori re ni a o di mu.
(Do you want the interpretation?)
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by olulu(m): 1:20pm On Jun 03, 2008
kola oloye:

Ti oro ba di oro oyan, koko ori re ni a o di mu.
(Do you want the interpretation?)



grin grin grin grin grin.i love this

inter- printer, or inter-pretend-tion = if its d matter of d boobs, u hold it by d nipples

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hey, dn't just hold, suck on it too

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Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by slimsikiru(m): 1:23pm On Jun 03, 2008
kola oloye:

Ti oro ba di oro oyan, koko ori re ni a o di mu.
(Do you want the interpretation?)
if talk turn to boobs mata na frm the nipples we dey stat frm
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by Nobody: 1:54pm On Jun 03, 2008
kola oloye:

Ti oro ba di oro oyan, koko ori re ni a o di mu.
(Do you want the interpretation?)
ROFLMAO cheesy
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by talk2ahmed(m): 2:35pm On Jun 03, 2008
Eni ako nika to gba ika to se ika oti ni ika ninu ko to se ika
(who ever is taugth wickedness,accepts wickedness and does wickedness must have wickedness in himself before exhibiting his wickedness)
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by replenish(f): 5:19pm On Jun 03, 2008
talk2ahmed:

Eni ako nika to gba ika to se ika oti ni ika ninu ko to se ika
(who ever is taugth wickedness,accepts wickedness and does wickedness must have wickedness in himself before exhibiting his wickedness)


very true

slimsikiru:

if talk turn to boobs mata na frm the nipples we dey stat frm

I no fit laugh oh
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by Abuzola(m): 6:35pm On Jun 03, 2008
Ah yoruba ? i never knew that yoruba parable is nonsense/senseless@stupid.com.
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by CrazyMan(m): 8:25pm On Jun 03, 2008
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by Shaunscot(m): 9:44pm On Jun 03, 2008
Ti oro ba di oro oyan, koko ori re ni a o di mu
Ao menu ba a ferefe.
We will put our mouth on it small small
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by kolaoloye(m): 9:19am On Jun 04, 2008
Abuzola:

Ah yoruba ? i never knew that yoruba parable is nonsense/senseless@stupid.com.
Oh boy,we are having fun here.Don't you know that those proverbs have their original meaning?
It is a pity that you don't understand what we are doing.

Don't be far away from this thread becos we are going to make you laugh.
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by aristole(m): 12:09pm On Jun 04, 2008
Thumbs Up my born-again(st) posters.
These ones nko?:

Agba kin wa loja ki oko omo tuntun o wo:Elders will not leave unstraightened pennis unstraightened

A kii toju elepon mesan kaa.( I no fit interprete)

Ki oko ma ribi;gbogbo obo loogun e:For pennis to be left in danger;all vagina must gather round it

Oko asotele kii pa aaron ( I no fit interprete)
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by olulu(m): 3:16pm On Jun 04, 2008
haaaaaaa shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
ARISTOLE

aristole:

Thumbs Up my born-again(st) posters.
These ones nko?:

Agba kin wa loja ki oko omo tuntun o wo:Elders will not leave unstraightened pennis unstraightened

A kii toju elepon mesan kaa.( I no fit interprete)

Ki oko ma ribi;gbogbo obo loogun e:For pennis to be left in danger;all vagina must gather round it

Oko asotele kii pa aaron ( I no fit interprete)



OK, I WILL TELL UR MUMMY

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EPON, OBO, OKO, damn, crazy


but i love it

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Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by Hassan1890(m): 3:33pm On Jun 04, 2008
o boy,with all this uncensored words and terms, you guys have disvirgined my mind,eyes,hears,and in fact the whole of me.


HABA cry,its unfair cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by beemex(m): 5:53pm On Jun 04, 2008
Na wa o! me no fit catch the fun in the proverb cos i no hear yoruba.
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by tinakoya(f): 12:57pm On Jun 05, 2008
Oko ta ba gbamu to wa orun ki, to ma ma fi le ko ni ri obo do smiley please interprete
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by olulu(m): 3:51pm On Jun 05, 2008
tinakoya:

Oko ta ba gbamu to wa orun ki, to ma ma fi le ko ni ri obo do smiley please interprete


prick dat is held, yet remains stubborn, by d time it is hard,
he no go c pussssy Bleep again


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Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by chrisey(m): 3:58pm On Jun 05, 2008
you are a crazy person what the Bleep are you doing on this sit? this site is meant for matured mind not you motherfcuker
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by kolaoloye(m): 11:50am On Jun 06, 2008
tinakoya:

Oko ta ba gbamu to wa orun ki, to ma ma fi le ko ni ri obo do smiley please interprete


Ha! isokuso.
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jun 06, 2008
bi oko o kan lori, eje kii tan ni abe

if lice no finish for head, blood no dey finish for fingernails
Re: Funny Yoruba Parables by kolaoloye(m): 10:20am On Jun 09, 2008
Ti idi ba baje ti onidi ni'da
(any interpreter in the house?)

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