Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,432 members, 7,954,710 topics. Date: Saturday, 21 September 2024 at 07:42 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / A Man And His Wife In Court Getting A Divorce (1130 Views)
Boxing Day: When Your Landlord Catches You On Top Of His Wife / A Simple Spelling Mistake That Caused A Divorce!!!! / Shocker!ini Edo In A Divorce Clash (2) (3) (4)
(1) (Reply)
A Man And His Wife In Court Getting A Divorce by mysb: 10:13am On Aug 03, 2013 |
A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor, Child should be in my custody." The judge turns to the husband and says: What do you have to say in your defense? The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine’s or mine? |
Re: A Man And His Wife In Court Getting A Divorce by Nobody: 1:42pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
Sure the Pepsi Is urs - Sharpy Man. Case dismissed |
(1) (Reply)
Girl And Boy Friend / The Woes Of A Nairaland Addict / Girl Failed In English Exam
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 5 |