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Facts About Children by boro43(m): 2:06am On Aug 04, 2013
1. They are been loved by everybody
2. Everything goes into the mouth bank
3. Mother is their first / most priority
4. Their smile intoxicates
5. Their dancing is robotic
6. You cant be sad for holding them
7. Their crying sends you to cloud 9
8. They deserves all
9. They have access to everywhere
10. Their robotic movement
11. They get your attention easily
12. They make you dance even when there is no music
13. They remind you of you childhood days
14. Its either you repeat after them or they repeat after you
15. You will always comment on their milk teeth and gum
16. You will want them to do and say all
17. Syllable is their command word
18. Saliva never leave the mouth bank
19. They never cease to use their weapon (Fingernails)
20. When the two fights, then you laugh.
21. When they warp around you, you feel loved.
22. When hungry, you tell them what they don't want to hear.

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Re: Facts About Children by uboma(m): 6:06am On Aug 04, 2013
@ 19, always trim their finger nails as they grow.
Re: Facts About Children by Nobody: 6:57am On Aug 04, 2013
You can't be sad holding them ... Never... God keep them safe. smiley
Re: Facts About Children by Nobody: 7:56am On Aug 04, 2013
uboma: @ 19, always trim their finger nails as they grow.
Even the trimmed finger nails r still like razor blade!

Profs in turning ur house into a mess!
Why are their teeth soooo strong?
Re: Facts About Children by uboma(m): 8:11am On Aug 04, 2013
yellowpawpaw:
Even the trimmed finger nails r still like razor blade!



Can u pls explain how their trimmed finger nails are still like razor blade? Babies can use their nails when long to cut themselves, that's y I always advice mothers to trim their babies nails as soon as they grow.
Re: Facts About Children by Cashio(m): 6:43pm On Aug 04, 2013
Only God guides them cos they engage in such dangerous plays that u won't dare to try as an adult.
Re: Facts About Children by Nobody: 9:48pm On Aug 04, 2013
They can also drive you to the brink of insanity if you don't get a grip wink

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Re: Facts About Children by boro43(m): 2:44am On Aug 12, 2013
byvan: They can also drive you to the brink of insanity if you don't get a grip wink

You are really correct, i cant just narrate what i passed tru @ d camp (RCCG Redemption Camp Ground.)
Re: Facts About Children by EfemenaXY: 7:10pm On Aug 12, 2013
Facts about babies (and children)

~ Ever so lovable and huggable kiss

~ Nothing beats that fresh baby smell. kiss kiss

~ They make your heart melt and overflow with love kiss kiss kiss

~ Can't live with them and can't live without them kiss kiss kiss kiss

~ They are simply the best! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

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Re: Facts About Children by firestar(f): 7:50pm On Aug 12, 2013
If you desire to be stared at, wear glasses or bright colours... grin
You'll be the most fascinating vista as long as their attention span holds. cheesy

(It's a skill evading their groping fingers)

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