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Facts About Children by boro43(m): 2:06am On Aug 04, 2013 |
1. They are been loved by everybody 2. Everything goes into the mouth bank 3. Mother is their first / most priority 4. Their smile intoxicates 5. Their dancing is robotic 6. You cant be sad for holding them 7. Their crying sends you to cloud 9 8. They deserves all 9. They have access to everywhere 10. Their robotic movement 11. They get your attention easily 12. They make you dance even when there is no music 13. They remind you of you childhood days 14. Its either you repeat after them or they repeat after you 15. You will always comment on their milk teeth and gum 16. You will want them to do and say all 17. Syllable is their command word 18. Saliva never leave the mouth bank 19. They never cease to use their weapon (Fingernails) 20. When the two fights, then you laugh. 21. When they warp around you, you feel loved. 22. When hungry, you tell them what they don't want to hear. 3 Likes
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Re: Facts About Children by uboma(m): 6:06am On Aug 04, 2013 |
@ 19, always trim their finger nails as they grow. |
Re: Facts About Children by Nobody: 6:57am On Aug 04, 2013 |
You can't be sad holding them ... Never... God keep them safe. |
Re: Facts About Children by Nobody: 7:56am On Aug 04, 2013 |
uboma: @ 19, always trim their finger nails as they grow.Even the trimmed finger nails r still like razor blade! Profs in turning ur house into a mess! Why are their teeth soooo strong? |
Re: Facts About Children by uboma(m): 8:11am On Aug 04, 2013 |
yellowpawpaw: Can u pls explain how their trimmed finger nails are still like razor blade? Babies can use their nails when long to cut themselves, that's y I always advice mothers to trim their babies nails as soon as they grow. |
Re: Facts About Children by Cashio(m): 6:43pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
Only God guides them cos they engage in such dangerous plays that u won't dare to try as an adult. |
Re: Facts About Children by Nobody: 9:48pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
They can also drive you to the brink of insanity if you don't get a grip 2 Likes |
Re: Facts About Children by boro43(m): 2:44am On Aug 12, 2013 |
byvan: They can also drive you to the brink of insanity if you don't get a grip You are really correct, i cant just narrate what i passed tru @ d camp (RCCG Redemption Camp Ground.) |
Re: Facts About Children by EfemenaXY: 7:10pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
Facts about babies (and children) ~ Ever so lovable and huggable ~ Nothing beats that fresh baby smell. ~ They make your heart melt and overflow with love ~ Can't live with them and can't live without them ~ They are simply the best! 1 Like |
Re: Facts About Children by firestar(f): 7:50pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
If you desire to be stared at, wear glasses or bright colours... You'll be the most fascinating vista as long as their attention span holds. (It's a skill evading their groping fingers) |
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