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Breaking News:a Plane Crash Involving President Robert Mugabe In Zimbabwe. by wengerjay(m): 9:28pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
A plane was abt to crash with 5 passengers on board and only 4 parachutes The first passenger said,"i'm Lionel Messi,the world number 1 footballer.FIFA needs me,i cant afford to die."So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second,Hilliary Clinton said,"i am the wife of former US president.Im the mst ambitious woman in the world,i was also a NY senator,presently d state sec general to US and a potential president of d US."So she too grabbed a pack and left the plane. The third,Robert Mugabe said,"im the president of Zimbabwe and i ve 13 million helpless ppl who always look to me.Above all im the cleverest president of Africa,and its ppl wil nt let me die." So he put a pack on his back and jumped out of the plane. The fourth,Nelson Mandela,says to the fifth passenger,a 10-year old Chinese schoolboy,"i'm old and have lived a fruitful life,God will decide my fate.So i'll let you have the last parachute." The boy said,"it's okay,there is a parachute for you too,Africa's cleverest president has taken my school bag. |
Re: Breaking News:a Plane Crash Involving President Robert Mugabe In Zimbabwe. by ckkris: 10:35pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Doesn't make anyone laugh. |
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