MAY.
With Champion’s League football secured they
usually close the month of May with this familiar
sentence “ lets watch out for next season ” JUNE-JULY-AUGUST
This is the transfer period and the 2nd most
stressful time for Arsenal fans. These period
occurs in 3 stages.
First the financial report comes through and as
usual their team has made profits of up to £100m, so the fans start discussing the
players they are sure they will buy. At this point
only big names are mentioned, Cristiano
Ronaldo,Neymar and Lionel Messi.
Stage 2,
The realisation that Wenger cannot spend anything above £20m hits them, so the discussion
shifts to players like Higuain, Suarez,Bernard and
Rooney. At
this point they start photo cropping Arsenal
Jerseys onto these players, then they monitor Jack
Wilshere on twitter to see who he follows…then they cross
their fingers
Stage 3:
They beat all pre-season teams with 7- goal
margins, they really turn up their game,the fans
now get delirious, they start discussing chances of even winning the World Cup…then Wenger calls a
press conference to announce the signing of an
8yr old refugee from France…business closed.
SEPTEMBER
They start the season’s campaign with a bang,all
guns blazing. They thrash newly promoted teams 4 goals a piece, the fans now are on cloud 99,.they
forget about the dissapointment of not buying
new players. “Team Gunners” they shout.
Ramsey starts being compared to Pirlo, soon they
start doing this Walcott >Messi comparision and
playing like Barcelona!!!!” OCTOBER
Still on a winning trot, brushing aside teams like
dust.
The fans are now walking on air, a talk of
winning the treble begins.
Champions League fixtures roll out, easy teams,"they are now top on the table
NOVEMBER.
They lose their first match of the month, then
blame it on the referee, Howard Webb” then they
lose the next match, then the next,then the
next…..then They cry....“WENGER OUT!!!”
DECEMBER
Bruised and bartered, they are now 4th on the
table and 2nd in the CL group. The fans cross
their fingers praying they don’t get Barcelona……
then BOOOOM! They get Barcelona....
They start praying for messi to get injury
JANUARY
they get knocked out of the FA cup: they are still
in mid table in EPL and CL”
then they get knocked out of Carling Cup: “stupid cup anyway,they complain!”
FEBRUARY
just before they meet Barcelona, Jack Wilshere
picks up an injury, 6yrs out. They go to Camp Nou,
they get thrashed 4-1: “ winger start complaining
of injury.. They travel to emirate, 2nd leg comes, they get
thrashed 3-0: “
NEWS PAPERS HEADLINES
Messi vs Arsenal (armaggedon in camp Nou)
wenger in interview: we played very well but the
better side won, now lets concentrate on EPL” MARCH
they lose 4 matches in a row, they are now 8th on
the table, 4 places below Tottenham “the fans
starts crying...Fuuuuck! Wenger Out!!
top 4 live”
Suicide cases rise, they curse and curse all through the month
APRIL
3 comeback wins against tough opposition and
suddenly: “Yeeeeea haters!! Comeback Kings!!
Comeback Kings!! Top 4 here we come!”
they thrash Tottenham in the next game and seal top 4 position:then the fans shouts...
“PWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Chocking cockerels! Top 4
baibee!!!!!!
MAY.
End of the season..their captain put up a transfer
request Next season it all begins again

Space booked

hahahahahahahahhahahahaha....
hey! jesus christ, i don laff my belle full

U ARE JUST ON POINT, U MUST HAVE GONE THROUGH SERIES OF RESEARCH. BECUASE YOU GOD YOUR FACT SO ACCURATELY.

LOL, BUT U FORGOT *IN ARSENE WE TRUST*

and now what?
A gunner till i die
haters gonna hate
top 4 here we come

So true, gunners4lyfe.

Buhahahas!




**Falls down from garri tree**




LWKMD.

Lol.
So on point.
United4lyf.
#GGMU

Jerry2i: Lol.
So on point.
United4lyf.
#GGMU

see this one ooo... Lmao!! U guys better sack david moyes or else... U'll be struggling for points and may even end up some below the EPL

Gunners for 13yrs and gunners till death do us apart

I really feel sorry for the arsenal fans.

Mr Fabulous007: I really feel sorry for the arsenal fans.

hahahah... Proudly blues!

lolsssssssss.......... soooooooooooo on point... #Chelseafc