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Poems Written By Akpos And His Wife To Each Other by bodefelix(m): 8:06am On Aug 09, 2013
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my
heart & I got Heart Attack.

AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in darkness, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

WIFE:.. Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are ..
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

AKPOS: The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you..?

WIFE: ...Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in ZOO.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too...
Not in cage but laughing at YOU

WHO KILLED IT? The wife or the husband?
Re: Poems Written By Akpos And His Wife To Each Other by Rexsul: 8:44am On Aug 09, 2013
lol.......50-50

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Re: Poems Written By Akpos And His Wife To Each Other by ayymah(f): 12:35am On Aug 18, 2013
The wife

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