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Conversatio Between Man And Rat by Chebejohn(m): 11:44am On Aug 09, 2013 |
[/color][color=#000099] Rat: (with tiny voice) hello. Man: hello, who am i speaking wit? Rat: na Mr John be dis abi? Man: yes u are speaking wit Mr John, who is dis pls? Rat: so u no recognize my voice abi? Na me ur room mate. Man: u say what?. Rat: ur room mate Rat. I dey ur room now.. Man: i beg ur pardon? Rat: which yeye beg u dey beg. i never chop since yesterday wey u waka comot. I check that place wey u dey put food i no see anything. I check d kitchen nothing. I even check ur fridge no single food there E be like say u wan kili me abi.. No problem, i jux say make i let u know say that ur certificate 4 inside your wardrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY i don eat d "LA" comot. Remaining "GOS" STATE UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work u go take "GOS" state university find. DESCRIBE THIS RAT |
Re: Conversatio Between Man And Rat by simplemyk: 11:50am On Aug 09, 2013 |
Chebe john: [/color][color=#000099] |
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